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I have a better solution but I don't think your people are ready for it

It's called getting Canberra'd it happens to me too.

Sorry to me you will always be comrade.

Those apps are all secretly websites in a shell anyway.

Imagining a full HD apple #1 to dunk on the #5 AI chuds.

A man goes to see a doctor and says he's feeling depressed. The doctor says "but Pagliacci I'm not a medical doctor I'm a doctor of philosophy"

Grimm's Law is V = P / 𝑡

ftr I'm like mildly sexy at times in case it's relevant

I just googled what this is should I use it or shouldn't I I don't know what the intended message was

Jeeze I come on here and the twins have been shitposting like they knew I was coming

Y'all ever like listen to music?

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

Haha yeah once

1 oz unaged overproof rum 2⁄3 oz yellow Chartreuse 2⁄3 oz falernum 2⁄3 oz banana liqueur 2⁄3 oz lime juice 1⁄2 overripe banana Blend with crushed ice and serve in poco grande. Garnish with banana slice and star anise.

Nuclear Banana Daiquiri

Using two bottles from the Lord Byron Distillery - "Fire Cane" overproof unaged rum, and falernum.

I'll be honest I don't think it does anything interesting, not in the way that a nuclear daiquiri does. A fun fruit daiquiri nevertheless.

Recipe in alt text.

Double Barrel Winchester, by Brian Miller

Usually described as a gin zombie, this is made with four different gins and packs a similar punch. It also swaps out the cinnamon syrup for ginger, which adds a lovely bite to it.

This is probably the only time I'll be able to tag the creator in a post. If anyone knows any other cocktail folk I ought to be following let me know.

"Ultimate Mai Tai" by Kevin Crossman - @ultimatemaitai.bsky.social

This is the result of Kevin's efforts to find the perfect blend for the Mai Tai. He settled on Smith & Cross, Appleton 12, Plantation OFTD and Plantation Xaymaca in equal parts. Is it the best? Character limit won't let me answer.

Black Manhattan

2 oz rye whisky
1 oz Amaro Averna
1 dash orange bitters
1 dash Angostura bitters

Stir with ice, strain into a nick & nora. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

It's just a Manhattan with amaro in place of vermouth. Beautifully simple.

Diamondback cocktail

1 oz straight rye whiskey
1⁄2 oz applejack
1⁄2 oz Yellow Chartreuse

Stir with ice and strain into a Nick & Nora. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

By Ted Saucier of the Lord Baltimore Hotel, ca. 1951

Excellent use of the yellow chartreuse.

Iunno my problem is I want everyone to see my bottles like I'm not collecting them to drink I'm collecting them to have a sick collection

Jasmine

1½ ounces gin
¼ ounce Cointreau
¼ ounce Campari
¾ ounce Lemon juice
Shake with cracked ice; strain into chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with a lemon twist.

By Paul Harrington

I went with the original recipe. It's a bit tart. Could do with a touch of sugar.

Clown doing a cum and it's like 50 cums all stringed together

Yeoman Warden

(from Phil Ward of Death & Co)

@ptchronic.bsky.social Soz I can't stand sugar free pasito. I'll follow you for your next attempt at Australian content though.

I can also make you a sugar free lemon lime bitters. I have like 20 different bottles of bitters so there's plenty of flavours to explore.

There will be a trampoline
On show tonight

Leonard I don't know what it's like to be a bird or drunkenly choir or how that influences your thoughts on freedom. Don gives us a stark description of a prison cell, and a sardonic comparison to a hotel stay. That's way more tangible. I can fathom the extent to which your liberty is compromised.

They're not Leonard Cohen they're just these guys but that just makes it easier to connect with. Don Walker is still a good poet.

I'm stone cold sober and I'm ready to get so sentimental about Chisel right now.

Yeah they're a bunch of dads with guitars playing to other dads who wish they had guitars but they're good at what they do. There's room for sentimentality in that.