Working out has become a lot more fun since I started to think of my poor decrepit body as a mech pushed to the redline. And what do we say when the meters are in the red but the hits keep coming?

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

I just want you to know this is how I learned there was a new pope and I can’t imagine any other way now.

And it shades-in so much more of the world that’s been seen already in Rogue One and the animated shows - loved the snippets of Saw we’ve gotten and seeing the through line from the Clone Wars to now really helps explain the guy we meet on Jedha in the end.

You can’t expect someone to take on each of the five Houses of Star Supremacy without an adequate balance of electrolytes!

Checking in with my Coheed mutuals. Remember to stay hydrated. You can’t help defeat the Supreme Tri-Mage if you don’t take care of yourself first.

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

“Take this bump if you really aren’t a cop.”

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates