Mandrake Fraser

I guarantee if Burger King did toys McDonald’s would go bust. Are they having a laugh with the size of those burgers ?? F**k me .. is the term ‘Big Mac’ ironic? It’s like 2 dirty aspirins and a chewy penny.

Fuck backwards seats on trains 😔

It’s world bee day today so don’t forget to wash your bum 👍 #worldbeeday #worldbidet

Apple! Stop making you’re products so f**king slippy!!!

We just lost the greatest wrestler of my generation and a true hero.. .. Sabu was the most hardcore wrestling legend of all time, pleasure to meet him on this occasion years ago and I treasure this photo, wherever he is now he’s with his soulmate Genie x 🙏 #sabu #wrestling #legend

I think it’s 7ish - 11 ish rough guess atakacat 8-8:30 beans 9-10 twitchers 10-11 👍🏼

Ever heard any mention of the Green Party beating Reform on the news? Me neither…. Hope 🙏

The problem is Reform have created a party specifically aimed at getting votes from thick c**ts… it’s an epidemic of credulity that’s the real issue. 😞

Nobody listened to me back in sixth form but I’m glad now, 30 years later that the red hot chilli peppers are a bit of a laughing stock, awful human beings with utterly bollocky songs. People seem to see them for what they are these days, creeps with baselines and it much else 👍🏼

Tell you what would be nice on ALL social media platforms… a function that means you can only post videos or jokes… if you’ve recorded or created them yourself!!!
Wishful thinking I know, plagiarists are a scourge on creativity 😞

Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?

Any idea what’s been bleeped out in this clip of Goodnight Sweetheart?

I hate losing to minnows 😔 #AVLNEW #NUFC

These poor people miming to lame cover versions on stage.. heartbreaking to see….. there’s a lot of it on this episode. I hope young people don’t watch this and think we’re lying about how amazing music was in the 90’s 😳 #totp

Jimmy who? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I have absolutely no memory of Jimmy Ray?… and I was 18 in 1997… I suspect Ive deleted this horrendous tripe from my memory for a reason. #totp

Ash were one of the most over rated bands of the 90’s… oh my god, brand new heavies.. why even bother? Who was buying records by the brand new heavies? Jesus Christ man #totp

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Love beating man United. They play the football their fans deserve these days, and Newcastle play the football our fans deserve 👌 #NUFC #NEWMUN

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Love beating man United. They play the football their fans deserve these days, and Newcastle play the football our fans deserve 👌 #NUFC #NEWMUN

Got a dr pepper problem…

Russia tricks the gullible old cretin Trump into crashing the worlds economy and people still waddling about in maga hats, these people really are so low in intelligence they should be reclassified as a human sub-species 😞 #Trump #Economy

A book written by a soldier is like a cake baked by a horse.

Having a band is essentially like having 6 kids/chimpanzees all with ADHD and BiPolar. 😞

Forgot how good and bizarre the plots are in 2.4 Children. Great show.

You know that old shaggy song?
….. it WAS him wasn’t it?

About 9:00

One club city #NUFC
A black & white tribe in harmony
We waited all our lives for this ❤️

Love this city, immensely proud to be a Geordie ! 🙌 #NUFC

We’re optimistic this morning! Howay the lads 🙏🙌🙌 #NUFC #LIVNEW #CupFinal

Watching gladiators… giant is 6ft4…not a giant.. should be called ‘tall man’ .

FACT:
Ted Danson invented kick-boxing accidentally, trying to put a slipper on whilst drunk on holiday.
#FACT