My painting AUTUMN CORNFIELD

i would like to attend an offboarding session

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

Paddington in Godzilla Minus One (2023)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Elric?

birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window

The giant Zardoz head with a party hat and noisemaker

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

Zig & Zag’s creators sweating as they check the public domain period in Japan

Cracker insert reading: true or false? Elephants are the biggest mammals in the world? False, the big whale is the biggest mammal.

that well-known species, the Big Whale.

A greyscale cartoon of a movie promo poster featuring woman wearing a long scarf, ear muffs, a jumper, mini skirt and heels walking through snow holding a phone, handbag and a coffee, looking up at a heart that contains a bearded smiling man. The text around the image reads: SHE is a single, high-flying journalist writer baker living in the hustle and bustle of New York city who inherits a Christmas tree farm bakery hotel from her dead great-aunt in her tiny rural hometown and must choose between a promotion in the big city or writing that novel she's always dreamed of while opening her own bakery in Little Town, Vermont and also running a beloved local Christmas tree farm or something, I don't know. HE is a wholesome country boy she used to date when she was 16, with a heart of gold who has never left Little Town and says things like "You city folk", has never seen a mobile phone before and thinks Wi-Fi is witchcraft - he's handsome but in a non-threatening way, and gosh darn it he loves that damn Christmas tree farm and won't let those suits build a mall on it. Together they find true love - and themselves - in... "A Christmas Inheritance Crush Write Before Christmas Miracle Next Door Prince At Christmas" #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Christmas #Hallmark

❄️ It's the mooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeaaar... ❄️

Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

This is the version of Pride and Prejudice we didn't know we needed... "Who is that hiding down the back of your sofa Mrs Bennet?" "Why, it's Mr. D'Arcy. They say he has £10,000 pounds. Which he found down the back of some sofas."

An Important Information Film. Please share widely so that more people receive the information.

Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

hate that shanties are just for sailors, you should have songs to sing together at every job

Parking space #404 is empty.

car not found

clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am,
in a strictly organised clowns and jokers shop

Seagull with its head aligned with a person's body, creating an illusion of a seagull-headed person sitting on a bench, with a ferry and white cliffs in the background.

every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men

Angela Lansbury: "Thank you for inviting me to this Ahhctic Research Station."
The Thing: "J. B. Fletcher? The mystery writer?!"

How long would it take to download that?

elton john crossing out english rose over a previously exed out norma jean and writing brian wilson above it

Quicksand!

A spinoff of "Pimp My Ride" for hearses called
"Bling Out Your Dead"

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

All relationships are like that now.

Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

That would explain why I spent so much time stuck behind a door, checking my map.

Laura Loomer & @LauraLoomer Replying to @drprevost WOKE MARXIST POPE

Mike D: Prospect Park down to Park Slope, it’s time to listen to

All 3 Beastie Boys:

I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V.

If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something