mislip

Or just watched Sky Sports in silence

I hate it and I’m not even going there

Went into Old London Town (Farringdon) today and everyone seemed VERY cool. Is this a sign that I am old?

A poached egg remains a top ranking breakfast.

LG Engineer: We’ve got this great new feature which makes everything look like a late-80s soap opera.

LG Salaryman: Amazing. Make it the default setting for ALL TVs IN THE WORLD.

This is 100% one of the worst things ever. Why does everyone not understand?

At least 50% of my WhatsApp messages are “OK cool”

Incredible

What colour do onions burn?

There’s a lot going on in this note from the the youngest.

Can confirm that there were 3 (three) onions involved.

Onions frying

Onion time

Sounds like someone needs to start taking their bean sprouts more seriously.

Eyeing up a 15% Valpolicella in the cupboard

I would enthusiastically like this on LinkedIn.

Things I love about this site: 1) proper animated gifs 2) Elizabeth Dole's cookie recipe 3) Built in Frontpage

Mini Mandus for lunch today lads.

Late night stare off.

I shaved my head earlier and forgot to moisturise and so now my head is HOT and I am radiating strong gammon vibes.

TIME 4 CANS

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These are duds

I’d love an endorphin if you’ve got one spare?

This is an amazing machine transcription of a machine apologising for useless humans not being available to do its bidding.

GIVE A GUY A GREEN

If Starmer wants a headline policy to reboot his government he should ban stuttery penalty run ups IMMEDIATELY.

❤️❤️❤️

Hi James! Great to be part of your microblog community! Looking forward to whatever happens next!

Terrible, terrible bad luck

I just made an EXCEPTIONAL cup of tea. #tea #ukteachat