mislip

Just had marmite on toast for the first time in one thousand years and it was DELICIOUS.

Great times

I AM ON A TRAIN (August 2025 edition)

I watched it for the first time in ages and it still is TERRIFYING

Good luck to all my pasty white guys today. Keep safe in the sun.

Good to be back on the cans.

I did not like the recent Strands where they split the song titles. Although I generally do like it.

Best of Jim Davidson onboard TV.

I always try to complete those annoying customer surveys (good karma for my work etc). This is an absolute belter of a question from BA.

I feel really old tonight.

Agreed

Maybe you’re right. I’ve got to watch my weight at my age too.

Should I make two small rolls or one big one for lunch?

Couple of solid Friday night options there Alan.

Green at 11? Surely not.

So so wrong about everything.

Remembering an excellent @badger5000.bsky.social tweet from c.2016 about Alan Yentob commissioning EGGS IN AIRPORTS

Especially if that man is a salaryman

It's how he would have wanted to go I think

Pre-loaded the car last night so I could get to the tip for opening today.

Had a falafel wrap for lunch today and took a big bite about half way through and the chili sauce squirted into my eye and I made a really big deal out of it.

COV AND LET COV MATTHEW

I AM IN COV

BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER AISLE

12 pack multipack of Quavers got my vote

Hi. Light Grey Crisps here.

The next train from Platform 8 is CANS

More onions and a calypso soundtrack

Onion party was excellent. 8/10.

#ukonionchat