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@mislip.bsky.social

Part-time suburban dog handler

64 Followers  |  100 Following  |  202 Posts  |  Joined: 09.09.2023  |  1.6871

Latest posts by mislip.bsky.social on Bluesky

No please, tell me about your token count.

05.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having a REALLY good cup of tea rn.

30.01.2026 08:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get into it!

29.01.2026 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cause everybody knows

29.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It’s funny when people say that an album hasn’t dated as if that’s some sort of signifier of it being great but you listen to The Velvet Underground & Nico and it is dated as FUCK but you listen to it in 2026 and it’s totally amazing. No need to retweet.

29.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Arepas for lunch, cheeseburgers for dinner. I am a true international gourmet.

29.01.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dog got a pat from the bin men this morning. Top top start to Thursday.

29.01.2026 07:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TAX CODE: 999999CHILL

28.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't wait to inform HRMC of my new life plan

28.01.2026 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BECOME UNEMPLOYABLE TO PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE JAMES

28.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sunday Evening Regret: TMIS2

25.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drinking Brandy on a Sunday Afternoon: The Michael Islip Story

25.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This transcript of a call I was just on really shows how eloquent I am.

21.01.2026 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yeah, fucking megaLOL

18.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That penalty was an absolute disgrace

18.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Accidentally defrosted 4kg of ribs

17.01.2026 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Banco De Gaia on the hifi this morning lads.

16.01.2026 10:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So you could be on target for a 24x small talk year? Huge numbers.

15.01.2026 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just created some hypertext links lads! Good internet for me today.

15.01.2026 10:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Accidentally took quite a nice photo of the Marigolds

09.01.2026 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a lovely webchat with them today. Strong MSN Messenger vibes but with added fear.

06.01.2026 17:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just done some work lads!

02.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s the spirit

01.01.2026 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026 getting started with some top quality posting here lads

01.01.2026 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New Year’s Resolution: only drink Corpse Revivers

31.12.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listening to Scott 4 like a regulation hipster.

30.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going at their own pace

28.12.2025 10:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re all just doing their best I guess.

28.12.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Big shout out to all the stalactites and stalagmites.

28.12.2025 10:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
4 Hero feat. Charlemagne - Better Place (Winking Mix)
YouTube video by House Head For Life 4 Hero feat. Charlemagne - Better Place (Winking Mix)

Heard this again the other day. Stone cold classic. youtu.be/3eP6110J31I?...

28.12.2025 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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