Anne Aardvark

Were they feral? How many were there?

U will have to get pizza instead

Novelty musical act called Bad Brummie

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

Monday. Today’s spirit animal is WET BADGER ARSEHOLES

Ash-holes.

Evolution, innit

MONSTER TRUCK SNOWMAN FUCKING

A fridge is an Apparatus too.

A plague of haunted rats

I was hoping for brass or cast iron

Please send picture of the door stop

8

Do you think there would be a market for tofu made from meat?

I have invented a new superfood called HOT DIRT

None of you know the truth about The Horse With Two Cocks

Next time try stuffing the pepper with crackers (still raw of course). Super crunchy! Maybe hide some hunks of parmesan cheese in there too.

they call you C12 because you’re unsuitable for dating

Pasta and CHEESY GARLIC BREAD

Is it being white again?

Only the Royal Family are allowed to mate with swans. Andrew had to get divorced.

TOILET HORSE

My mind is so strong now I can think things that would destroy a normal person

Foxes are fucking and screeching outside

Nice

Especially the fuckshooting

Who up thinking about Janette Krankie’s growler

Do you want to go and live in a pit or not really

What if they are farming the husbands to slaughter and eat

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