Who?

You will be haunted by three spirits

The name makes me think of the word anus, which is probably not the ideal word association from a marketing perspective.

My mum liked him on Thought For The Day

Thinkin bout thos dividends

I’m Liam Neeson?

And as if they don’t have the same thing on Wheel Of Fortune

You can do it champ, I believe in you. Hold your nose and neck it, mix it with lemonade or orange juice, do whatever it takes.

Where has the crack gone?

You haven’t even managed to copy the word Smyth without changing it to Smythe though.

Thanks for recommending Vice Grip Garage the other day Ian. I’m really enjoying the long form videos. Youtube stats may suggest that vids should be relatively short but I’m happy to watch something an hour or two long if it‘s fun and interesting:

Best of luck @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social

Kate Winslet says her family never, ever watch The Holiday The Oscar-winning star says watching herself on screen is

Just saw this

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’d regard coins as a perk of the job, but notes to be returned

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy

Your BMW? Mine keeps doing that too. My neighbour keeps knocking on my door telling me it’s open. She hasn’t done it for a while now, maybe she’s just shutting it.

I thought maybe it’s because the boot button is so close to the lock button on the key.

Bone spurs. Good news Ian, you‘re not going to be sent to ‘Nam.

Legend

Why put a heavy battery so high up?

10°C. T-shirt weather.

I might buy it just to set it on fire

Who clutches their arse when they need a shit?

I’m a lorry driver. I stop at the services.

And they’re all about the magically genius adventures of Elon Musk

Worst act I’ve ever seen. I walked out not even halfway through when I saw them (free ticket, friends). The crowd were just as bad with their tweed caps and moustaches.

You’re on pretty thin ice defending trans people by calling other people ugly.

Unintended? Why do you think they ditched the roll other than to save money, which is the root of enshittification.

Are you really Mr Bump?

Plastic boots?