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hunter2

10.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

26? If it said 46 I wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow.

10.08.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do Israelis really want to stay his hand? They have voted him into power several times, and many more MK’s even more extreme as well.

08.08.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only conversation I’ve ever had about Peloton was shortly followed by an advert for Peloton.

08.08.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw an Austin Maxi doing at least 90mph in the rain on the M4 with a completely shattered windscreen. It was a toughened glass screen so was crazed all the way across and looked completely opaque. Driver must have been going by smell alone.

08.08.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had the lead in transonic and supersonic flight controls and gave it to the Americans too. So shortsighted.

05.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Move fast and break people

05.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are still lots of people reported missing every year and some if them are never seen again.

05.08.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@helenlewis.bsky.social and @aiannucci.bsky.social

When you’re back from your summer hols could you look into why the government decided that calling people paedophiles was a good way to build support for their Online Safety Bill? Who decided this was a wise tactic?

04.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, looks like a Tuscan

04.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pavement-ah

03.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mate’s Dad had one when I was in primary school. An Alfa Romeo was quite exciting in a world of Fords and Vauxhalls and Talbot Horizons. It did have rust holes you could see through within three years of purchase however.

02.08.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell, you must have thought it was your birthday and Christmas all at once.

01.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in sixth form we used to pick up the back end of a teacher’s car by the bumper and turn it around.

01.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œβ€¦so I kicked her head in”

30.07.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walk This Way

30.07.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am unable to credit it

29.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are still direct flights from the UK to Israel?

29.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsuccessful in his attempt to kill that week Noel would nonetheless redouble his efforts and would eventually reach his goal.

29.07.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Works for golf with the different tee positions for pros and amateurs

28.07.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I see a herd of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plains from the window?

22.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Start at the beginning. These two young guys chopping up V8’s to make a V10 are so much fun.

22.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How about sanctions on Israel and cancelling direct flights? Do something they’ll notice.

22.07.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to deliver Chinese dinners in a Peugeot 405 with three working calipers. Under heavy braking it would stick itself in a hedge. So probably that.

21.07.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He had a Daytona didn’t he?

21.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hooters were a low point. Apparently one of the US promoters had them on his books and wouldn’t take part unless they featured.

21.07.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The convenience of getting a haircut over the internet can’t be overstated.

20.07.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Swedes

20.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œstory” also says that the developer is called Permission Homes.

19.07.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Legitimate businessmen?

19.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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