jaime (at the disco)

everything that happened at my high school was unfortunately insane

catholic school is an entire other beast this same teacher threw a bowling ball at me and several other people once

i had a teacher who gave me a large book and told me to hit the kid in front of me in the head whenever he was being annoying. and i did! that kid deserves to wish death on us both sorry chris coleman

Kinda think everyone incessantly talking about how they don't know anyone from Avatar Lowkey proves it's cultural relevancy.

I am too old to be at any event that asks me to dm for location

I hate to say it but the culture has been desperatelt yearning for a showman like Derek Hough :(

Reminiscent of sorry to bother you if told from a different perspective tbh!!

Ngl I read the wiki and that doesn't seem THAT bad especially when you consider shit like how you can shoot Sabrina carpenter with a gun on fortnite

Michael Eisner building Disney's Animal Kingdom

Hell yea

ariana grande is gonna wear this by end of year

Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash

how quickly the internet forgets

philadelphia is gonna rip these things to shreds

when @slate.com doesn't publish their crossword like first thing in the morning it frankly ruins my whole day

LOASG made my top five which is baffling (but also I switched music services mid year)

Donald Trump holding a hand up to his ear as if listening. In the video this is taken from he's saying "I'm just hearing this now for the very first time".

James Charles and Jeffree Starr are two different people?!

I will tell you all the story of learning that my mother doesn't salt the mashed potatoes

Ya got me!!!!

Chris Rock has been very antagonistic towards Will Smith this entire ceremony.

Can't recommend watching the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards on YouTube enough.

fuck him up bonnie

Skylar Gisondo IS Farkle

Ethan Plath from welcome to plathville. He's a skinny pale white guy with staw blonde hair and an abe Lincoln ass beard.

This diva

A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.

Sometimes when you guys are talking about AI I think you are talking about a guy named Al.

al roker surprised this little girl with tickets to the rockettes and she said, “i did that yesterday!” DIVAAA

I know that Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr but my brain has never really been able to accept it as reality it feels like learning that Ronald McDonald is married to Daisy Duck it’s like what do you mean

It really bums me out how everyone has the same furniture

New groverhaus just dropped

Well that's just, like, your opinion