jaime (at the disco)

This is the job of approx 68% of bravo husbands

And your life has been better for it!!!

Love getting to a hotel and checking to see what housewives bravo is currently airing only to find it it's Shawshank redemption

As Long As Your Mine is one of the horniest songs in Broadway history, huge L for perverts

olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too

He also asked if I was "into this kinda stuff"

Earlier today I walked into a head shop with about 4 total pieces on the shelves and the person working their tried to sell me mushrooms then recommended a sandwich from a place down the street

There are so many cats just vibing in the catskills

Somewhere, a heterosexual is talking about how Kim K broke the internet with her pube thong.

If you didn't have an aunt with a cupboard full of Snackwell's products and some "Cathy" strips up on the fridge featuring the phrase "Diets? Ack!" did you really live through the 80's/90's?

it’s fine to mark up and draw in books and fold pages and whatever else to your hearts content and the way ppl sometimes treat this like desecration of a sacred object is annoying to me

I'm reading a book about puns but I'm bad at wordplay.

That being said you can still watch and have fun of that's your jam I guess but like....it's a 6 part commercial.

Worth saying now for no reason at all that when the subject of a documentary commissions and produces it, it's no longer a documentary. It's propaganda.

A reporter asked Donald Trump if he thinks he’s going to heaven:

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s gonna get me into heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound. […] I’m not sure I’m gonna be able to make heaven.”

This looks like Tom Sandoval cousin who works in fintech

It's wild the amount I get harassed in men's restrooms (basically never) as compared to women's restrooms (lots)

I've never seen someone get booed at a wedding until this chick said she used chatgpt to write her toast.

Diane Keaton and her lil suits were such an important part of my very early gender journey

I am once again in a hotel, shitting without a bidet, and wondering why you all hate you buttholes this much.

Seeing a bunch of lawn signs in Connecticut that day "dads against predators" and its like damn, statistically, the call is coming from inside the house.

Hotel tv remains supreme

i love busting into a room of gay people and yelling about how wicked was a bad movie

thank u for ur honesty

will i regret going to a supercuts

Creatd by chef????????

he walks like he's about to break into the ol razzle dazzle

fundamentally, in my soul, i do not think people deserve gifts for getting married