Elessar Morningstar

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

Americans need to talk politics with their neighbors, not watch it alone at home.

Can we get this Rapture thing Christians are always mewling about? I’m ready for them to fuck off…

Appalling.

I appreciate that, sounds like we’re of the same mind generally.
I’m sure the Tesla is a fine car…
I do have a problem with their CEO and the drivers around here aren’t teens cursin’ the drag in used baseline models.
(‘Student Driver’ on a CyberTruck for example, totally lost on me 😂)

They usually aren’t kids, and even if they were…your first car shouldn’t be a $50k+ luxury car. Going through the ‘12 Camry phase or w/e, is part of being a student driver. You can’t protect kids from everything, and the training wheels are off when they start driving.
Also F-ELON

#OccupyWallStreet got us nowhere in the 2010s, maybe Assassinate Wall Street will finally bring some real change

There is something tragically comical about a Tesla with a ‘Student Driver’ sticker on it

But you always seem to get there, bro. Love that about you

Star Wars fanboyz WISH they were as excited about their thing as Theater Kids are about #Wicked

I’m not upset, just wish he was willing to “break the rules” for more things with the few weeks he has left.

Am I the only one who’s ‘meh’ on pinball?
Rather just find joy with a stick…

💁‍♂️ 💁‍♂️ 💁‍♂️

Maddow is a joke, deserves a parody account like the lord

what if we just skipped christmas

Cornbread Dressing…but GB Cass is a close 2nd

One day they’ll have #DragonBall ’s better Saiyan as a float and lose the universe’s worst father #MacysDayParade #Vegeta

Happy Thanksgiving!

You don’t live here, you have no real idea.
We’ve tried patience and understanding for soooo long. All we’ve been is stepped on.

You gotta go to the source with Miltank

Men missed their #AgathaAllAlong Marvel experience of bonding over Trauma & Brotherly Connection with #DeadpoolWolverine, instead they just showed up for another wiseass brawl flick

Absolute eye cady, comrade ♥️

Get fucked

Wish I could shut my playboi mouth

Prescriptions are my only friends 🎵 #Malissa

I’m not a part of the redneck agenda…so, you’re welcome, Kyle

I prefer Xennial, cause I’m one of the COOL sad kids that are now old

Still waiting for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money #MelBrooks

Plants were counting on us to be the shittiest creatures ever, but not like this…

Can’t wait for The Outrage Train on this one…