Gödel's Poophole

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

That's rough ceej I am sorry you bear a low key resemblance to the Hamburg helpers

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

Evergreen

If you can only define your world in terms of things you hate about it it's like the opposite of gratitude journaling lol. Just pickling your brain into toxic rage slurry for no reason

Thinking of November 1917 for no particular reason

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

i was at the antifa meeting and i saw the girlfriend of the founder of antifa and the founder of antifa in the closet and they were making baby antifas

Billy Joel singing the river of dreams but in Greece in 50 BC:

🎶 but the river is wide 🎶

Zeus, down bad for a naiad:

hell yeah it is

in fairness to him this entire cabinet all look like they pull their pants down at urinals

JD Vance looks like he closes his lips around the priest's fingers when he takes the eucharist with his eyes shut lol

this is my oeuvre (brilliant, inspiring, labor of love)

vs

this is my öêùvrē (eldritch, horrifying, covered in ooze)

*durable, Fuck lol

The funny thing is this user base is more doable and organic than the quick buck they were trying to make off crypto morons and they're shooting themselves in the dick about it

Hey, you guys?

Is it a good sign or a bad sign if a federal judge has to remind you (multiple times) that you’re a lawyer and an officer of the court?

do fucking mushrooms. go to somebody's basement punk show. dye your hair purple. in ten more years you're not gonna wish you'd tried less things.

i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to write a song called "the fate of ophelia" and have it be an upbeat pop song about your quarterback boyfriend. thank god I found a man so I don't have to kill myself

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

❤️

The thread that follows is excellent

generals gathered in their masses

really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

yeah if you think the ipad brain kids are toast, wait til this next group hits adulthood

ohhhh *thats* how u become pregnant with thought

it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right

Same question people will be asking about Charlie Kirk and all them dipshits in 20 years

- Narcissus, circa 50 BC

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

Fuck you