Matlock Hot Dog

The Beatles jacking off one last time together after the rooftop concert and then going their separate ways like oceans 11

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Description for the game “Tower Networking Inc” from Pocosia Studios. The description for the game reads, “An internet service provider simulation game. Design and build network connectivity and services to clients in an ever-expanding randomly generated tower. Configure and maintain equipment to ensure you meet the requirements of tower dwellers. Manage your spending for expansion and daily operations.”

real hustlers upwind after work. I play this game from 6 pm to 4 am then back to my real job. every single hair on my body is gray.

i heard they’re making a movie about what Gollum was ‘up to’ in between the movies. you know that little freak was beating his shit 24/7 come on now

BIKINI HOUSE CALLS a terribly unprofessional doctor tries to save the lives of two bodacious bikini babes

yooo tubi's got the I'd Buy That For A Dollar show from Robocop

Pinocchios classic touching horse shit scene

while you were studying the blade i was online studying all the slurs

Help the Buffalo Wild Wings in Monroe, Michigan is riling up the divorced dads by playing early 2000s nu metal

Sorry guys, not used to not having a bidet. *crawls onto sink counter*

There are some things you can only learn in prison and at middle school mixers.

I heard from my friend in the media that Drake was legally dead for three minutes on the table during his bbl and was shocked back to life while Malibu’s Most Wanted played in the background

I'm Sufjan Stevens, and this is Jackass

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When you’re late teens/early 20s, having a job is a bit. But when you’re older it’s like terrible?

A star wars alien guy named slut

Painted depiction of the great pyramids of Egypt being built using ropes to pull blocks of stone rolled on logs. Superimposed text asks, "How tf did they build this without any cow tools"

well??

My evil assistant Igor has had five iced coffees and his hands are shaking too much to use the bone saw 😂

dark evil fucked up version of Hello Kitty called Goodbye Doggy

big stuffed panda in a truck

he nutting in there

Right now on Polish Wikifeet they're inventing slurs that would simply kill the average American on first read

coming to a grocer near you, Complicated Ketchup™

Reading the Wikipedia page for daylight to see what this is all about

“Spigot” sounds like a super-slur — A word that somehow contains all the hate and racism in the entire world.

So funny that I need to abuse stimulants (caffeine) to work my admin office job

"Spurt" strong contender for foulest word of all time

breaking out my leatherface waving a chainsaw celly during a 3 on 3 at the park

only god can milk me

E.T., the desperate gnome, came to Earth to observe our diseases

WHALING on the salad spinner. It’s never seen anything like this