The Egestion Experiencer

Marking down my mad libs responses “ass outlet contrived ass investigation and published an ass story that ass people seized on to promote their ass prior rhetoric? That’s a magnifico surprise.”

For the crime of making Good Game you and your coworkers have been sentenced to making Good Game accessible on every single system where it’s remotely practical and also in every language imaginable (which is dope). AND then u make more of GoodGame; then you need to make THAT part accessible & so on

The pathetic thud of it. The sound of half a sunflower seed shell hitting a school desk…

Lyndon B Johnson perhaps one of the original Showers (not grower). Either that or he was just constantly erotically titillated by his pursuit of power. But only slightly, based on the literature (as far as I can recall). Slapping his semi down on a desk being like Meat-Off Time. You lose you vote for the great society. I just think if he was getting pissed and angrily unbuttoning his trousers to pull out a fully erect dick to threaten a 53 year old senator it wouldn’t have nearly the same intimidation factor. It’s about fear of the unknown. It’s about making them say “well Jesus Christ if the god damn things that big and he’s not even hard who KNOWS what the whole story is. My whole shit looks like an animal cracker got stuck to some gum and rolled over a hairball. I have to vote to electrify West Texas.”’

New post for bluesky thanks

Meowth that’s right

I think just commenting on how crazy it is that even though it is a large number of monies on the face of it, it is absolutely minuscule and a true bargain compared to 10 days and multiple procedures in a US hospital. In the US that shits costing amounts of money requiring scientific notation.

Aha! Thank you so much for sharing this information this is so freakin cool

Headline is fucking INSANELY INFLAMMATORY CLICKBAIT METRICS DRIVING TRASH

I really wish I could read whatever investigation lead them to issuing a recall though i wanna know what happened with the coating of these specific batches and I also don’t know shit about the nuts and bolts of small molecule extended release medication

Only impacts 2 lots apiece at each concentration, all from the same generic manufacturer, all of which have expiry dates from late Feb (smallest concentration) to late May (highest concentration) 2026. Recall is cause maybe it will have less potency than usual. Not a big deal!

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People don’t talk about it a lot but it’s been a while since we’ve seen this guy around: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It would honestly be bullshit if they awarded it to Jesus Christ. He’s already been the prince of peace for like several hundred years.

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

My man

Whenever I think of Satya Nadella's stupid fucking 'AI Advisors' shit I think of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends he listens to for political advice (they voted for Trump 3 times)

We're ruled by superstitious lunatics and they don't even have the courtesy to die from drinking liquid mercury

@cingraham.bsky.social u see this

Laparoscopic surgery is so fuckin dope

- a bird explaining its shits

(After a bird shits all over me): it’s not just poop — it’s pee.

It's Stardew Valley harvest season

this is so good. Goddamn dude.

David Foster Wallace Shawn

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Nice titmouse. Tufted?

I know that’s right

Im happy for you man you have earned it