Hawk Gates

First they came for papa john and I said nothing

McDonalds is catering both of them

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: Greg Norman hit the ball in the water 12 times in a row on Tuesday (deadline day, sorry couldn’t think of anything better)

This week’s sign of the apocalypse: 4 horsemen are crossing the firmament

It’s the annoying guy in the insurance commercial

Stinkum account off the top rope

I would like the all state mayhem guy to face a jury of his peers

What did you do and when did you do it?

Bungee jumping of course

Leaping off the top of the Carvana at the height of rush hour

This week on NFL Network we’re taking a look at the life and legend of Pats quarterback Steve Grogan

Do you guys think the lowly masses will read my memoir

It’s called the Supper Bowl because it’s on around supper time

I like the way you do business Stevie. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. Founder of a carbon offset startup… flunkin social studies

Ok this is the opening to a film noir

I think I know what went wrong with D Wade’s statue

The Chicago Bulls have traded Coby White and a package of picks for standout two-way guard Demar DeRozan

Nice

Tattoo of KT tape

I feel like Sam Cassell would make a pretty good assistant coach

I can’t unsee this

Reporting a guy i find annoying to airport security

She-Ra: Princess of Power - I have no notes. Thank you for your service.

The lady will have the Dip Trio.

Oh interesting because it’s a payment system where you give to charity so I guess you hate charity!

Introducing Ub

Marketing your memoir to the lowly masses

Snackwells PROTEIN

I was just going to say it’s fur baby oclock

Calling all pet owners!