Sammy

Intro 606 is a disgusting and poorly thought-out faux solution to a non-existant problem. BIKE RIDERS are in FAR more danger of cars and trucks than pedstrians are of ebikes, and the data shows it!

Licensing ebikes lets the DOT + Mayor get away with not doing their job to protect all street users.

Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’ Q: Why should I bother seeing this one? A: Because sitting through 118 minutes of this is still than trying to figure out how to actually talk to your kid.

What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’
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life cycle of micromalthus beetle in black and white simple cartoons. paedogenetic female produces eggs which become either triungulin female or curculionoid male, who eats her and then does nothing. triungulin female becomes cerambycoid female, who can become either paedogenetic female and continue the loop or thelytoky female, who does nothing

you may not like it, but this is what a normal american family looks like

The invention of the "safety bicycle" was actually just half of a bifurcation that also gave rise to the "danger bicycle"

being on break from school means i can waste 80% of my day looking for vintage embroidery and sewing tools . thinking of getting into chatelains recently

drive home No Mercy run (back road at dusk with an astigmatism and crying)(shuffle chose song for marinating in my melancholic solitude)

right as i post this my boss arrives :(

yknow some of my coworkers hate it but personally i don’t mind waiting around on the clock

save for the gay mentally ill tumblr users that are also here

Follow and reshare for a chance to win my terrible berry

so much of the recommended posts i get here are like 2013 tumblr without all the gay mentally ill people

I want art that looks worse made by real people who are paid a universal basic income and who don't have to compete for the bare minimum and I’m not kidding

I was born from a lotus petal to have secret movie opinions

Sorry, I can’t make it. Me and my boys are having a tickle fight