@invadesaturn.bsky.social
Figuring this out. She/her
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
17.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 996 🔁 68 💬 13 📌 11What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
12.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 4218 🔁 789 💬 27 📌 14
A close up of an annoyed beautiful tortoise shell cat face
Annoyed Pearl
11.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!
23.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 130 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 3
A beautiful tortoise shell cat bathing in the sunlight on a grey couch
Pearl in a sun spot
04.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
28.09.2025 00:03 — 👍 18240 🔁 4786 💬 70 📌 74
The IRS wants Americans to weigh in on Direct File, the agency's free tax filing program.
We already know Direct File has been widely popular and successful.
The program could save Americans billions annually between filing fees and time costs.
www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs...
Close up of a beautiful tortoise shell cat lying on a pillow. Cat has an annoyed look on her face.
Pearl being annoyed
27.06.2025 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Beautiful tortoise shell cat laying on the parking lot
Torti-tude in full effect for opinions
05.06.2025 00:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A beautiful tortoise shell cat laying out on the pavement outside.
Pearl, Queen of the Pavement
11.05.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥
07.05.2025 06:07 — 👍 10165 🔁 2023 💬 337 📌 846
A beautiful tortoise shell cat sleeping on a grey couch
Sleeping Pearl
11.04.2025 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"No landlords, no bosses, no police, no snitches"
Stencil spotted in la Parguera, Puerto Rico
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
17.03.2025 03:21 — 👍 36105 🔁 10866 💬 543 📌 415
Legal Update: Here is the February 21 update about the lawsuit in the United States trying to get section 504 declared unconstitutional. Section 504 is the fundamental 50-year old #Disability civil rights law in the US discussed in the #CripCamp movie. healthlaw.org/news/update-...
22.02.2025 00:23 — 👍 12 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 2
The graphic shows arrows going from 11 general agencies and institutions to Musk companies which include SpaceX, Tesla. neuralink, x, and Musk himself. The text at the top reads: Trump firings hit agencies with oversight of Musk's companies Staffing changes, including the firing of several top officials, have affected agencies with federal investigations into or regulatory battles with Elon Musk's companies. The graphic is credit to Malika Khurana for the New York Times
A historic graphic of corruption.
The 11 federal agencies so far targeted for firings or dismantling by Elon Musk have more than 30 ongoing investigations into his companies.
(📸 Malika Khurana for NYT)
A beautiful tortoise shell cat laying on a cream blanket with a worried look on her face
A worried Pearl?
12.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought this list would be different lol
12.02.2025 07:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Say Drake
10.02.2025 02:05 — 👍 6768 🔁 1213 💬 45 📌 61The real truth is that America is so racist, we'd rather burn our entire country to the ground instead of allowing a black person to get anywhere close to the White House ever again
07.02.2025 03:52 — 👍 504 🔁 90 💬 15 📌 4
The real scam: making you fear the “the other” while the rich rob you blind. I wish every American understood this.
06.02.2025 02:58 — 👍 36641 🔁 10857 💬 608 📌 376
Beautiful tortoise shell cat looking at you while laying on a grey couch pillow.
Bank holiday Pearl
03.02.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think Americans, blessed with relatively stable government for a long time, assume there is someone, some adult, who will step in and make things right before the President does anything REALLY bad.
There’s not.
"A private citizen with zero Constitutional authority is effectively seizing control of critical government functions. The Constitution explicitly requires Senate confirmation for anyone wielding significant federal power"
www.techdirt.com/2025/01/31/e...
I cannot exaggerate my rage at everyone who said “it won’t be that bad” or “we can’t have Trump derangement syndrome” or “we need to work with them” or “we need to focus on policy” or “maybe DOGE can do some good things” after 2016, 2020, or 2024
31.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 2680 🔁 415 💬 49 📌 13Only saying once on bsky b/c I know it is not entirely useful, but it is totally exhausting that in 2016 some of us said “they’re Nazis,” some of us screamed “they’re segregationists,” and a whole lot of very serious people now posting about them being Nazis and segregationists gaslight us for years
24.01.2025 12:13 — 👍 6313 🔁 976 💬 146 📌 125
Beautiful tortoise shell cat laying across her owner. Yes, the owner has zit patches on her face.
Pearl update
16.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We're doing a giveaway with Cards Against Humanity for 5 Diamond Potatoes 🥔💎
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