Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car.
I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
Engineer, data wrangler, and martian photographer at NASA-JPL, Los Angeles. Curiosity Rover ECAM PUL. Saturn native, commutes to Jupiter. USMC vet. Opinions are mine https://apoapsys.com
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
deeply sarcastic and monotone person on this planet to consume reality tv and desperately seek attention from my dog (teewatterss on IG)
I'll tell you how I'm doing- not well b*tch!
Former reality producer 🤫 Good takes only ✨ Let’s be friends 🫶 Follow me for all things pop culture, Bravo and other entertainment. Leave Britney alone 💖
It’s those cats from TT and that PhD lady
North Carolina’s #1 fan. Caniac and Tar Heel🏀. Dad, husband, and dog-dad. Governor. Taco/BBQ account.
Text JOSH to 40503 to join our team!
https://linktr.ee/JoshSteinNC
Reporter at The Washington Post. Listen to my series on John Brown: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/american-carnage/id1723391781
Dad, Soldier, Attorney General for North Carolina
Virologist. PI working at but not speaking for USask. Co-EiC of Vaccine. 🇺🇸 in 🇨🇦. Emerging viruses, pathogenesis, zoonosis, host responses, dogs, football, off-color language, transcriptomic chaos. Opinions my own.
Host of the "Gabbing with Gib" podcast
Probably talking about Real Housewives
Podcast, newsletter & more: linktr.ee/gibsonoma
I post about wrestling, comic books, and also make Real Housewives threads. I find that to be an aphrodisiac. ✝️ Psalms 119:105
🎬 YouTube: The Brooke Ashley | 36K Subscribers | 8+ Million Views | NYC | Apple & Spotify Podcasts: The Brooke Ashley I The Bravo Doll 🥰
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Commentary • Satirical Emeritus
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.