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Melinda R. Cordell

@rosefiend.bsky.social

I beg your pardon ... I'm going to promise you a rose garden! Retired Horticulturist looking for freelance writing work. Chicken wrangler, pedant, general goofball.

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This year's scion list (so far) from 39th Parallel Orchard. Carter's Blue, Cox's Orange Pippin, Grimes Golden, Belle de Boskoop, King David, Esopus Spitzenburg, and then some ornamental crabapples -- Makamik, Profusion, and Sugar Thyme.
Grafting all onto existing apple & crabapple trees. 🌱 🌱

24.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's right, I forgot. Man, I'd like to hang out again with you and the gang but times have been challenging lately.

24.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw! I miss you too. Also wish we lived near you guys in Minnesota, even if it gets a million degrees below zero there.

24.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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me rn hanging out in my hidey-hole

24.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How awful. I really feel for them.

24.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep having to trim the feathers on Ms. Floof's face so she can see a little better. All the chickys are running around off in the distance and she's standing around trying to figure out where they went!

24.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
these are the floof chickens, two Polish (the black chicky with the huge head floof is named Miss Floof) and then two little Swiss chickens which are Appenzeller Spitzhauben and they have a little Swiss hat floof on their heads.

these are the floof chickens, two Polish (the black chicky with the huge head floof is named Miss Floof) and then two little Swiss chickens which are Appenzeller Spitzhauben and they have a little Swiss hat floof on their heads.

this is Jake, she is a Speckled Sussex and whenever I come out she comes bustling over, chatting like a busybody chicken. Then she follows me around the yard.

this is Jake, she is a Speckled Sussex and whenever I come out she comes bustling over, chatting like a busybody chicken. Then she follows me around the yard.

Top Hat (she's a Polish chicken with a little floof on her head) is peekabooing from behind a hay bale

Top Hat (she's a Polish chicken with a little floof on her head) is peekabooing from behind a hay bale

🌱🌱 Here are some chicken pics because I haven't posted anything lately.

03.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I still do, THEY ARE SO DANGED ADORABLE!!!!1!!

03.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this! This was growing at one of the gardens I tended in St. Joe and I got starts of it and never knew what it was until now.

16.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish a small army of raccoons would infest JK Rowling's house and take up residence in her fridge and use her toilet as a place to dunk everything she loves

16.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiiiiiiiiiit, were you on LiveJournal???????

16.08.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(β€œHard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

27.04.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As if he'd pay us peons any amount of money.

22.02.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you leave the wrappers on, we can shoot them at undesirables.

22.02.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time he opens his mouth, a turd comes out

22.02.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got any cannons?

22.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

22.02.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 108407    πŸ” 23318    πŸ’¬ 2125    πŸ“Œ 1402
Confederate dude: Confederate monuments are part of my heritage.
Smart Union fellow: Destroying the confederacy is part of my heritage.

Confederate dude: Confederate monuments are part of my heritage. Smart Union fellow: Destroying the confederacy is part of my heritage.

22.02.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How in the hell does that goofball even have a writing job? I have a bunch of wicked smart friends who have sense and can write their way out of a paper bag. Why don't they give one of my friends this job? Jeeeee-sus Ch-r-ist.

22.02.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s an excellent old school video on how to establish a relationship with your elected officials & lobby them more effectively.* In my four decades in Washington, this is the best β€œhow to” lobbying video I’ve ever seen. I’ve used it to train activists across the country.

* Your results may vary.

21.01.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1251    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 16
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a group of soldiers in uniform . Alt: COL. CHAMBERLAIN YELLING "BAY-ON-ETTS!!" ON LITTLE ROUND TOP AT GETTYSBURG BECAUSE THE 20TH MAINE IS OUT OF BULLETS AND THE DAMN REBS ARE CLIMBING THE HILL TOWARD THEM, BUT THEY'LL BE DAMNED IF THEY'RE GOING TO LET THE SOBS BREAK THROUGH THEIR LINE!!! KICK THEIR ASSES, 20TH MAINE!!!

BAY-ON-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!

22.02.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky! All I see on my walk is the white blinding glare of the everlasting arctic tundra that has planted itself here for the last month!!! Help!!!!

Maybe I should get out of Missouri lol.

21.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew! Glad you caught her in time.

21.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a Spider-Man.

21.02.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been a loooonng time since I've read The Frogs, looks like it's about time I revisit it! Thanks for the lead.

21.02.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

P.S. How I love being able to reference Aristophanes and have people understand what the hell I'm talking about. It's SO NICE.

21.02.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chicken with a red beak is standing in a field ALT: a chicken with a red beak is standing in a field

Look out Aristophanes!

20.02.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that mulch on your living room floor?

20.02.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It continually astonishes me how that little nitwit is able to even get work

20.02.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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