April Dodge

Bravo South Park!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Trump apparently knew back in May that his name was in the Epstein files.

He’s so desperate to cover all this up that Speaker Johnson shut down Congress until September. Instead of doing the nation’s business, House Republicans remain obedient to Trump.

Release the files as repeatedly promised.

Local Alternatives to “California Sober” California sober: No alcohol or drugs except marijuana New York sober: No alcohol or drugs except cocaine Kentucky sober: No alcohol or drugs excep...

Ohio sober: Whatever drugs JD Vance says is keeping me lazy and dumb

North Carolina sober: No alcohol or drugs except 150 billion cigarettes a year

New Hampshire sober: Our liquor laws are so confusing it’s impossible to drink here anyway
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In “things I’ve never seen before,” the Trump administration is suing Maryland’s federal district judges—challenging the standing order the district court put in place that briefly bars removals of migrants after they initially file habeas petitions there:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans

abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

Donald Trump doesn’t understand the world economy, Part 1,838,927.

Iran reportedly moves to shut Strait of Hormuz after US attacks The Iranian parliament backed a measure to close the critical shipping route in response to U.S. airstrikes on nuclear sites in Iran, state media reported

Iran is moving to shut the Strait of Hormuz? Who could have seen this coming besides pretty much everyone? I'm sure the resulting higher gas prices will be blamed on Biden and Obama. www.politico.eu/article/iran...

Nightmare fuel

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Peace be upon us.

Just a reminder that Trump was going to announce his sanctions on Russia for not negotiating “in two weeks” about 3.5 weeks ago.

Taco

This is yet another way Trump is trying to pay for his rich donors’ tax cuts.

The black gloves are especially chilling

Ted Cruz's astounding lack of knowledge about Iran is highlighted in this short video.

Thanks Tucker Carlson (can't believe I just said that).

WATCH:

#Resist

Neighborhood No Kings protest outside of Baltimore. Small but mighty! 💙🔥

PADILLA: “If this is how the administration responds to a Senator with a question, you can only imagine what they're doing to farmworkers, cooks, and day laborers throughout the country.”

Reminder:
German 12 yr olds in 1933 became 18 yr old Blitzkriegers in 1939.

That's how fast and easy it is to indoctrinate a new generation of loyal Nazis

We’re quickly approaching the “fuck this motherfucker” part of the movie.

Good trouble.
Protest.
Don’t obey.

The most important story of our time is not what Donald Trump wants to do, but what the people of this country allow him to do.

If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487

So, to be clear, Musk has now admitted he funded a man he believes to be a pedophile to be president.

And Trump has now admitted that he gave access to high level government secrets to a man he believes to be a big time drug addict.

This should be *the* story on the Sunday shows tomorrow.

BREAKING: HAHAHAHA

Keep resisting ICE. Woul of the d love to run it to them in Maryland. Willing to get arrested to stop these gestapo agents of the dictator

Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum

Interactive Exhibit Lets Kids Figure Out How To Manage Budget Shortfall That Will Otherwise Shutter Museum theonion.com/interac...

A Brawler w/ Lawler II NOTE: I wrote this in a rage and didn’t spend any time doing spelling or grammar checks.

After Lawler’s people chastised me for going so hard on him, I felt bad. I stopped talking about Congressman Mike Lawler because I didn’t want anybody to think I had a hard-on to get him fired as a Congressman. The truth was, I didn’t. But now I 100% do. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/a-brawler-...

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

Third and final announcement: Stop teaching the gorillas “How to Dougie”. It is the year twenty twenty-five, for crying out loud.

IOWA: “It is a complete pleasure to hear somebody speak in complete sentences.”

*Pete Buttigieg gets a rousing Ovation at the #VoteVetsTownHall* 👏🏽

EXCLUSIVE: We dug up a video of Donald Trump trashing Qatar in 2017 calling them “funders of terrorism.” I’m sure he would hate if this clip changed their mind to give him a $400 million plane - so definitely don’t repost it.