Do ye wanna get sued?
12.12.2025 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@ryanhowse.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Do ye wanna get sued?
12.12.2025 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not surprisingly, one of my favorite treehouse of horrors!
12.12.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very pumped I get to go watch The Shining, my favorite film, at the imax tonight.
12.12.2025 18:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have 2 last names ready for murder at any future point
12.12.2025 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Next time on Ten Candles.
12.12.2025 03:42 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Minus One was astounding.
12.12.2025 03:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist
Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/
11.12.2025 20:00 β π 1430 π 194 π¬ 21 π 102Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
10.12.2025 23:37 β π 2641 π 515 π¬ 49 π 14I have work I need to do, so here are some first run films I saw this year as MST3K screencaps: π§΅
10.12.2025 18:21 β π 117 π 32 π¬ 6 π 7"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, Iβ"
Reviews.
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Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
"there's a new serif in town"
10.12.2025 01:06 β π 14755 π 2513 π¬ 1024 π 253One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
09.12.2025 20:45 β π 12487 π 3592 π¬ 57 π 186Finished my X-Files rewatch with Field Trip, the penultimate S6 episode, because the mytharc has already collapsed under its own weight but is *mostly* dealt with at this point and the MOTW episodes don't improve and also those are the only DVDs I have
09.12.2025 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also I've seen the documentary about people's Shining theories a couple times as well. Room 237, its great because there's no differentiation between reasonable interpretations and, like, "Kubrick faked the moon landing."
08.12.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've seen a bunch of Kubrick enough to be on this list but also I get to see this one in imax later this week.
08.12.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (war or trek) LOTR or Marvel.
08.12.2025 00:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 6i regret to inform you all i am all in on christmas this year
07.12.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As an official howse I am glad the best house won
07.12.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it is about how a high-powered career woman from the big city would be better served getting back together with her ex, who is a cop from her hometown
07.12.2025 20:52 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0He was very good at convincing others he was.
07.12.2025 15:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not religious the music is just better
07.12.2025 03:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck off, Love Songs. You get the other 11 months of the year. Fuck out of here.
07.12.2025 03:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Christmas song types ranked:
Religious songs
Winter songs
'Festive' (Santa, Frosty, etc.) songs
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'Comedy' songs
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'Rocking' versions of any of the above
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Christmas love and/or breakup songs
House 1.
07.12.2025 00:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're right to say it
06.12.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
06.12.2025 15:39 β π 4084 π 1355 π¬ 21 π 5James Cameron walks to chalkboard and writes "Thou$ands of Beavers"
05.12.2025 17:17 β π 186 π 42 π¬ 1 π 0Replacing the weather with descriptions of Madeleine cookies
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