Ryan Ho-Ho-Howse

Do ye wanna get sued?

Not surprisingly, one of my favorite treehouse of horrors!

Very pumped I get to go watch The Shining, my favorite film, at the imax tonight.

I have 2 last names ready for murder at any future point

Next time on Ten Candles.

Minus One was astounding.

Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist

Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/

Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.

I have work I need to do, so here are some first run films I saw this year as MST3K screencaps: 🧵

"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"

Reviews.

Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)

Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!

"there's a new serif in town"

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Finished my X-Files rewatch with Field Trip, the penultimate S6 episode, because the mytharc has already collapsed under its own weight but is *mostly* dealt with at this point and the MOTW episodes don't improve and also those are the only DVDs I have

Also I've seen the documentary about people's Shining theories a couple times as well. Room 237, its great because there's no differentiation between reasonable interpretations and, like, "Kubrick faked the moon landing."

I've seen a bunch of Kubrick enough to be on this list but also I get to see this one in imax later this week.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (war or trek) LOTR or Marvel.

i regret to inform you all i am all in on christmas this year

As an official howse I am glad the best house won

Die Hard is a Christmas movie because it is about how a high-powered career woman from the big city would be better served getting back together with her ex, who is a cop from her hometown

He was very good at convincing others he was.

I'm not religious the music is just better

Fuck off, Love Songs. You get the other 11 months of the year. Fuck out of here.

Christmas song types ranked:

Religious songs
Winter songs
'Festive' (Santa, Frosty, etc.) songs
...
...
'Comedy' songs
...
...
...
...
'Rocking' versions of any of the above
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Christmas love and/or breakup songs

House 1.

They're right to say it

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

James Cameron walks to chalkboard and writes "Thou$ands of Beavers"

Replacing the weather with descriptions of Madeleine cookies