Ryan Howse

Text: when anyone asks me if l've seen any good movies? The characters from MST3K

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

trachtenberg has done a great job at the reins

good job us

The original is my favorite but Trachtenberg has easily done the next 3 best Predator films.

If folk are anti-valentine's day for whatever reason you can just celebrate his birthday instead

My cat Thulhu

Someone's old enough to get his driver's license today

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

miles o'brien statue from lower decks

not 'brought back' fully but O'Brien was the most important person in Starfleet history according to LD

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

forgot the most important of the genre

If You've Only Ever Played D&D, You're Missing Out - Aaron Ross Powell's Blog Tabletop RPGs are story engines. Why would you want to tell only one kind of story?

While we're all fighting to save democracy, take a breather and try a tabletop roleplaying game that isn't Dungeons & Dragons. www.aaronrosspowell.com/3mem3o2cda22s

This is my pick as well.

Job-hunting is just so demoralizing. Anything I can find has at least two of three drawbacks:
- Pay sucks
- Either well below or too specialized for my education and experience
- The work would grind my soul into powder and I just left a job that did that

So, you know, if you could buy my books?

I know Macbeth is shaking rn

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Top 5 of all time for me

@stephenkb.bsky.social

I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite

MARIO: Thank-a you!

C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?

M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Well, it looks like I have a window for more editorial work, with nothing lined up for the next couple of months, so if anyone is looking for an in-depth manuscript critique--annotated m/s + overview report + follow-up wrap-up chat by Zoom--hit me up. One-to-one mentoring by Zoom is also available.

The good the bad and the ugly

Were any named Land Moose?

I share a name with a professional hockey player and have gotten both a job offer and a paycheque meant for him. (I took neither)

a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo . Alt: cary grant saying "Get out" while pointing from His Girl Friday

always strange watching an old film and finding the source of a meme you've seen countless times

"Entrescu's penis, a proud cock that measured a foot when erect, according to his and Wilke's reckoning in earlier days, swayed wearily in the evening breeze." Roberto Bolano, 2666

Did I finally stumble across #menwritingmen?

When are the defenders of western civilization going to acknowledge that helen of troy isn't even in the odyssey

I'd say bojack but I guess technically you just hear him

"Entrescu's penis, a proud cock that measured a foot when erect, according to his and Wilke's reckoning in earlier days, swayed wearily in the evening breeze." Roberto Bolano, 2666

Did I finally stumble across #menwritingmen?