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The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

Perfection

Always remember THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS. In the realm of Online, they can just say things and have them treated as true. In the realm of Real Life, there are 115,000 polling places in America and DHS has like 15,000 dudes total.

DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’ Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims

After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.

But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:

ICE activity has not noticeably tapered off yet here and in fact this week they seem to be focused on terrorizing kids at bus stops and schools.

A 🧵re protective masks for ICE protesters (in Minneapolis MN and elsewhere). I am not a scientist, but my BF has a PhD in inorganic chemistry and provided this info to me so I could provide it to you. Please share and re-post it widely. It may save someone, esp. from green gas ICE is using (1/x)

“Please get the truth out about our son.”

Read and share the statement from the parents of Alex Pretti, the VA ICU nurse who was shot and killed by border patrol.

Brooklyn
Midwood High School, 2839 Bedford Avenue
Urban Assembly for Law and Justice, 283 Adams Street
 
Queens
Jamaica Campus, 167-01 Gothic Drive
Long Island City High School, 14-30 Broadway
 
Staten Island
Curtis High School, 105 Hamilton Avenue
New Dorp High School, 465 New Dorp Lane

Bronx
Gompers Campus, 455 Southern Boulevard
DeWitt Clinton Campus, 100 West Mosholu Parkway
 
Manhattan
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis High School, 120 West 46th Street
Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics Campus, 260 Pleasant Avenue

As dangerously cold temperatures move through New York, we have opened 10 warming centers across all five boroughs to provide safe, heated indoor spaces for New Yorkers in need.

Centers will be open through at least Monday evening at the following locations —>

POWERFUL

“The murderers are ICE. They are who we need out of this city. Let us carry on our lives safely and not in fear of being shot. If we help a woman who slips on the ice, as I saw happen earlier today before that man was murdered… let’s say his name, Alex was murdered while he was helping.”

#WCBR2026 attendees. I am seeking informal feedback with the panel sessions across the meeting. Drop me a line and let me know what you think!

NYC, we are ready for tomorrow’s storm.

Here’s a thread on what you need to know:

TEMPERATURE: Between 16°F to 27°F.
SNOWFALL: Between 8 to 11 inches.
LIBRARIES: Closed on Sunday.

NYPD and FDNY are prepared to maintain full operational capacity.

Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.

The whole interview is worth it

Online opt-in polls suggest a young adult religious resurgence in the US.

Based on their opt-in polls, Barna says, "Regular church attendance is on the rise for all young adults." Their chart is below.
www.barna.com/trends/churc...

But surveys using random samples do not support this narrative.

New York City: Snow is here. We’ve already seen 1–2 inches across the city, with more on the way tomorrow—heaviest between 8 a.m. and noon, and again from 4–7 p.m. If you can, stay off the roads. If you need to travel, give yourself extra time and move with care.

Congratulations Liz!!!

Last week, we announced a plan to make child care universal. Today, applications are open for pre-K & 3-K. If your child is turning 3 or 4, apply now for the fall at: myschools.nyc

I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.

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Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens

"We followed everything we were supposed to do"

Legitimate green card applicants with US spouses are being
arrested by armed, masked men at scheduled immigration interviews, taken away from their children, sent to prison

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

NASHVILLE Senator @jeffyarbro.bsky.social on voting for @aftynbehn.bsky.social in TN-7: “You will never have a chance to have as much impact in an election as you do right now.”

“In a video shared by Cesar Jimenez, the boy can be heard telling an officer that he is a citizen, to which the officer replies, “Get out of the car” and “I don’t care.””