sicko fan

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999). This game doesn't get enough love today.

me and who

"Cave art" of a hyena and her cub

It bums me out that there isn't more Paleolithic rock art of cave hyenas, especially considering they were all over the place. So I made some myself.

Egg-cellent news! The first California condor eggs of the season have been laid at our wildlife conservation center, and more could be on the way.

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illy bocean @lllyBocean: "(swedish guy with sore tummy) øh nø i am göing to pjük" Olof Järvegren (@djShmeeJay): "Not funny" Listen to Boonta Vista, the best current events podcast out of Australia, featuring Illy Bocean as Andrew Law.

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

the fakeout they do with the theme song in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is amazing

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- LATE AT NIGHT, A BURGLAR SLIPS IN AN OPEN BEDROOM WINDOW P2- THE BURGLAR HAS ENTERED SLUGGO’S BEDROOM, SLUGGO IS SLEEPING, AND UNAWARE A BURGLAR IS IN HIS ROOM, THE BURGLAR SEES HOW POOR SLUGGO IS AND IS SADDENED P3- AS THE BURGLAR SLIPS OUT THE WINDOW, HE DROPS A COIN IN SLUGGO’S PIGGYBANK

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February
October 11,1954

Pretzel in action! 🥨 This hanging tree enrichment encourages natural muskox behaviors like browsing, headbutting, romping and ramming. Skills Pretzel was more than happy to demonstrate. 🌲

📹: Animal care staff Dayna

Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

suddenly craving a pot pie

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS CARRYING HER PEN AND A BOTTLE OF INK NANCY: I MUST WRITE A COMPOSITION FOR SCHOOL P2- NANCY: LET'S SEE -- WHAT SUBJECT SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT P3- NANCY IS WALKING TO HER STOOL, WHEN SHE SLIPS AND THE BOTTLE OF INK FLIES OUT OF HER HAND, THE INK SPLASHES ALL OVER HER WORLD GLOBE P4- SITTING ON HER STOOL, NANCY BEGINS TO WRITE HER COMPOSITION, NANCY WRITES… The world is in an awful mess

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 29,1951

my family requests privacy during this difficult time

yeah

Nature is beautiful photo of a sour gummy worm chillin on a leaf

young Fairuza Balk as Dorothy in Return to Oz wearing braids and a pinstriped dress with pink velvet trim, winding up Tik-Tok, a very round, copper mechanical man with bluish eyes, an oval head, and a metal mustache, covered in dust. caption reads "I am not alive and never will be, thank goodness"

me flirting

食べたい！がんぼるぞい！！

translation:
I want to eat this! I'll do my best!

does anyone else remember when w*l w*eaton circulated a block list of "toxic garbage" to his 3m twitter followers with everyone who made fun of him on it including a ton of trans people and when called on it he made a big self important weepy post and deactivated. hes a classic clown and a bonehead

Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy

apropos of nothing, I'm remembering the time Wil Wheaton was kicked off mastodon.social for being too annoying

This is the robotic book retrieval system at the Shenzhen Library north hall, it has millions of books and can retrieve the one you want i 10 minutes

don't let her listen to Andrew Bird

Megyn Kelly tweet: “The whistles should be banned”

Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006