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Recommendation:
Beef Roast pressure cooked for an hour on high rubbed with salt, pepper, chili powder, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder. Shred and use for tacos or whatever.

Not recommended:
Falling down the stairs.

This motherfucker said “does out”

Oh. Of course. That makes perfect sense.

Everything has always been a mechanical Turk playing chess.

i hate rape culture i hate rape culture i hate rape culture i hate rape culture i hate rape culture i hate rape culture

a 3 panel comic from Poorly Drawn Lines, first panel just says "the goat, he screams like a man" second panel is a goat with a speech bubble screaming "I am so tired" last panel is a very far away goat still screaming "I am so tired all the time"

everyone on the timeline right now, also me

Do you want your friends to be people who build things? Without a doubt. People who plant trees? Yes. People who will be there for you? What is the purpose of people in your life if not to be there for them, and for them to be there for you. Why do your friends love you? No idea. Why do you feel secure among them? Hard to feel secure about anything. Do you? Maybe if they were nearby. Do you feel secure in your friendships? One friendship. Everyone else has fallen like sun-ripened fruit from the tree of my life. Are you someone worth being ride or die for? I don’t know. I don’t think so. But I would be someone who will ride or die for someone else. Always have been, cause martyrdom is a suicide no one can be mad at you about.

Find what you have to offer yourself. Then offer it to the world. It can be as simple as gifting acts of kindness. As being someone safe and compassionate. Forge bonds with people near you irl. Lean on and test those bonds. Strengthen and exercise them. Don't be alone. No tran is an island. (Note: no one is an island, but especially those who are most powerless and persecuted by others.)

Answering these questions for myself, taken from OP mostly because I didn’t want to put my answers in the replies cause of the “no bummers” rule I try to follow.

Answers in alt text.

I am am not ageist, but I did just witness a very stiff old man shuffle into the auto service waiting room and I hope someone drove him?

Reaction time is so important when driving a multi-ton murder machine.

Goddamn it, Hugh Laurie!

Money must be great at wiping the blood off your hands.

Okay so like

This is usually the point where you sit down as a family and decide that it’s truly time to put grandpa in a home where he can get the care that he needs

Because people are cowards and they’re afraid of the sweet pain of recognizing man’s inhumanity to man (or dog); the puppy is cute because it is a temporary state. Beauty is in contrast to the pain.

Also, you’re being a scamp.

Real shame it is impossible that he couldn’t have met everyone and given us the hugs we need; those shaking shoulder sobs type hugs.

Like a human Tulpa

And I love y’all. Stay Golden.

Great idea. Beautiful.

Moxiest fan club membership card. An old pfp of Moxen, with a green elephant and a typewriter.

My membership card.

#⏰🐘🧵

It costs so much to crumble these days.

You absolute monster I love you.

So say we all.

🫡

Boooo. Boooooo. Booo. Booooooooooo.

*starts small fire that does out before it scorches the earth*

My point still stands.

It’s day again, I’m awake but unsure of the cost just yet.

You?

Who up compls

Oh yeah, those are worth fist fighting someone in the parking lot over.

*checks notes*

Yeah, you probably shouldn’t make your whole identity one thing you do or don’t do.

Unless the thing you won’t do is be a facist bigot. That’s *probably* fine.

Yes. (Daniel Craig voice) it’s stupid, there’s no logic to it.

Neat!

So many ways to people and I couldn’t even begin to scratch the surface of humanity and our multitudes.

100% I haven’t seen cool antihero stuff, but section 31 is about the evils of a liberal empire.

Making it cool is like doing a “ICE is actually so important for galactic commerce” in Star Wars.

This motherfucker said “by had”

We all have to take our turns
at the wheel. But damn had that wheel got hands.

In another life, in a kinder world, I could have sat in dank libraries reading old tomes illuminated by had, recreations from the Library of Alexandria, arguing about whether or not Neanderthal or something like us is where fae come from.