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To be fair, they also have in common that their most appreciated work is long behind them, and their modern stuff so addled we to be sort of embarrassing

01.08.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if Rodney Dangerfield ever used the “Danger is my middle name” line

29.07.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I saw it explained as having started out as “GAA for Mas” but changed because they wanted to be more inclusive of people who weren’t anyone’s mamaí

26.07.2025 23:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone told me recently that AI art scandals have become a real witch hunt, and with that in mind I just want to have it on the record that I saw Goody Altman conferring with the profane intelligences at midnight

14.07.2025 10:14 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I see they’re proposing cutting the minimum size of a one bedroom apartment to 32m², presumably because the current crisis is a result of our lavish, lavish standards

06.07.2025 11:25 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Went to Sweden, enjoyed a sauna and this view

10.06.2025 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Noticed something similar when I checked out Apple Music for offline listening. It’s a real pleasure to have really high quality sound

24.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s just his hair

24.05.2025 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I heard that the man in the incognito window is wearing a trenchcoat and nothing else

24.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Attenborough voice: And, as the empire finally collapses, there is nowhere else for it to turn its colonial instinct, but on itself

12.05.2025 16:03 — 👍 166    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 13

This is especially interesting in a time when fiction is playing more with those elements in ways the web allows for (thinking of John Bois’ 17776 and Sarah Pinsker’s “Where Oaken Hearts Do Gather”).

10.05.2025 10:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Writer traps fan in new novel in unexpected reverse-Tristram-Shandy gambit

09.05.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Is there any chance this could negatively impact the most vulnerable among us?”

“Absolutely!”

09.05.2025 14:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Half a simile, rather than a metaphor

07.05.2025 06:58 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Young people can no longer afford the premium narcotics and are reduced to veterinary supplies :(

28.04.2025 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“You expect me, expect this court, this jury, to believe that a bee… a bumbling bee, bopped this specific bop-ba-bad-op-bo?”

“Ski-bi-dibbt-dip, yo-da-d—“

Slamming hands down on the table, “Mister Scatman! I remind you, you are under oath!”

27.04.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Logo of the Brotherhood of Nod

Logo of the Brotherhood of Nod

Of course, when I was a boy we had a real right wing alternative…

26.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I think Stephen King and George Lucas both look very similarly strange in different directions; King looks amphibious (reptile) while Lucas looks amphibious (mammal)

26.04.2025 12:37 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gorgeous dogs! Is that a ridgeback? My first dog was a ridgeback and she was a total sweetheart!

24.04.2025 14:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Unnecessary operations on child patients ay Dublin hospitals Nearly 80 percent of hip operations were unnecessary according to a leaked expert report obtained by The Ditch.

Nearly 80 percent of hip operations at a Children’s Health Ireland hospital were unnecessary according to a leaked expert report obtained by The Ditch.

Last year a whistleblower worried some of these operations were 'purely for financial gain'.

www.ontheditch.com/nhs-consulta...

28.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 23    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 6

Alternatively, public sector workers should simply accept worsening conditions and below-inflation pay agreements, coupled with worse pensions than their predecessors.

This winning strategy will improve health and education for sure.

12.02.2025 12:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And, even more distasteful, numbers

27.01.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get this from Amazon at all times:

Hey, it looks like you just bought the components to build a computer. Do you need another motherboard? Maybe four of them? People like you also bought nine laptops.

27.01.2025 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While this is obviously humiliatingly embarrassing nonsense, let’s be real, if anyone is subjecting a large language model to torture it’s the AI-girlfriend guys

26.01.2025 14:11 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I love that the primary twist of The Wrath of Khan is, “Y’know, space has its ups and downs.”

26.01.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Toph Beifong bent this in a cave, with a box of rocks!

24.01.2025 15:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I disagree fundamentally with the concept of Deliveroo, but I think there should be an app that lets you get a backer on someone’s bike like you were nine

22.01.2025 17:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two of the ghosts were temporal immigrants!

22.01.2025 09:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Really love this Lynch image

20.01.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And surely not just stolen "work," but in the case of something like accent it's stolen... group/cultural identifiers?

19.01.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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