Scotti Biscotti

I love cilantro, it tastes just like my favorite soap

https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/nosnow/?file=nosnownf.zzt&board=70
“When There Is No More Snow” by DeadPhrog (2021)
Published by: SHATTERED PERSPECTIVES
[nosnownf.zzt] - “do you hear that?” {🔫: 0}
https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/nosnow/

Simple index card drawing of smiling Milk and Cheese heads. Which means Milk and Cheese without arms or legs.

"On Gender" The sky is blue. The sky is always blue. The sky is always blue during the day. The sky is always blue during the day unless there are clouds which block the sky, but those clouds are not the sky. But sometimes it is overcast and the clouds become the sky. What is the sky without clouds? The sky is blue. Except at night. The sky is sometimes red or orange or a deep purple in the time which is not quite day but not quite night. The sky is always blue during the day except for certain parts of the day. The sky might appear many colors, viewed through a lens, through a dust storm, through the eyes of any creature underneath who may view a different wavelength entirely. The sky is blue, if you perceive it to be blue. Sometimes in a tender evening the sky is blue but also pink and purple. The sky is radiance magnified. The sky is not merely blue but an understanding of what it means to not be blue, of understanding when other colors are suited, to be understood and embraced. The sky is blue. I am male.

One hundred thousand solar masses hidden by dust

every couple has at least one running in-joke that is absolutely not funny to anyone else around us even though we insist on beating the not-joke to death because we think it's funny anyway for us it's pretending to have never heard of Donald Duck

Plastic toy claw

Code Name SUPREME EDGEBOY

Been playing SMT3. Cool little rpg. The plot seems to want me to side with one of two factions: "Demons who just like to fight" and "guy who unironically said Activate the Nightmare Engine" and I'm kind of like "neither?" (Is that the point? No spoilers plz)

Sest la vye ee or whatever fuck

Mostly just vibes but i feel like I might be onto the next YA fiction craze (do not steal my idea plz unless you're a good writer I guess)

Every once in a while I see a link to join a discord server for something I'm kinda into and I click it and the app loads and it looks like Akira happened to AOL Instant Messenger and there are like 50 tabs all called #general and I have no idea what I'm supposed to actually be doing

But I'm aware there are plenty of online stores (especially ones with no physical presence) that just drop ship from other sellers or an Amazon FBA warehouse. E-commerce is a mess.

For me it's usually:
-multiple people purchased at the same time on different sites
-import app makes a new item and selling apps still use old one
-one of my convoluted vlookup functions messes up on the makeshift excel sheet I use import restocks

I work at a small brick and mortar/online hybrid sort of store (as many are these days) and while this may not be every case, it's usually because our inventory is managed by six different third party shopify apps that weren't designed with each other in mind.

Death (the cool one)

a human-written piece will always betray that person's values and biases in subconcious emergent meaning which could never exist in prose which is merely "generated"

Whoa what Adebisi Shank is doing new shit!?!?!?! Fucking awesome

Amazon themselves are one of the fastest growing delivery companies and are surely thrilled at this opportunity to offer the US gov a privatized candidate to replace USPS

My solace is that my hate would not exist if not for the greater hate of others.

The Man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed and he fucks a succubus on mescaline and then drops a boy into a chasm and the man in black is like "lol Space is fuckin huge does that blow your fuckin mind gunslinger?" then he turns to bones the end

(response to a post lamenting the cruelty of a political system that hazards the soul of every idealist, grinding down the morals they once fought for until all that remains is an empty shell fit only to serve as another bastard for capital) If you don’t like it why don’t you run for office!

like the owen wilson car from "cars"

"kechow"

we're all alive together right now

God dammit I love comics. I love incomprehensible superhero bullshit. I love overly complicated stories for children told non-lineraly across multiple publications. I love it when muscle spandex dudes punch reality so hard it makes another world where they're cowboys or something. That's my shit.

Don't buy INDEFINITELY. ONE DAY WON'T CHANGE SHIT. Analyze your spending habits, cut what you can, make ethical choices where you're able, make compromises only if forced.

It doesn't matter to them if you're just putting off everything you'd usually buy until tomorrow.

Like "hey I can't run transactions in the store while you're using the strip mall wifi to mine etherium" kind of capitalist. Like I'm pretty sure the whole shop is a tax write off and extra space to hide comics he buys off eBay from his wife.

I work for a very small business and I can very much confirm holy shit.

Okay I guess I'm better fuck