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a dining swivel chair with arm rests. the seat has a rough, padded covering, and the table next to it holds a plate, fancy tablecloth, and a wine glass. three potted plants sit behind the dining swivel chair

have yu guys see t his

(pointing to a baby) what is that

family group chat having an all caps argument but i keep posting 10-12 second videos of myself deadlifting with no plates

at least he can work remotely

barber can you do my hair like a tuft of catgrass

Typing capital sentences for the 40yo account manager. typing in lowercase for the 30yo product engineer. using custom react emojis on the 23yo who set his display name as “brat gpt”

undershot of the Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, also known as the "Butt ship"

the Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10, also known as the "Butt ship", in flight

TIL the US Army flew an airship that looked a little uh

i'm on the phone with donald duck and he keeps snapping at me. i hate this bird. i can't believe we reconnected after years of drifting apart

my neighbor is a professional maze-drawer and sometimes when he's assigned big projects he'd start screaming "HELP! I'M STUCK! I'M LOST WITHIN MY OWN MAZE!" and i'd have to split him an edible

dragging my bad leg through smoke and ash, blood soaking through north face jacket, face covered in dark chocolate, i fell into a fondue machine when the bomb exploded, haven't had time to wash it off,

ppl waking up at 5 am have whole ass lives before im ready for breakfast

(holding a gun to your ribs) Put the gnome in the wicker basket.

lol < ijbol < rofl < lmao < HAHAHA (etc.)

sippin on that printer ink call it HP

why are animals allowed to be naked?

grok can you tell me when the red light turns green

my house is a huge mushroom cloud that rains soot on all the other houses

feel like i spend 15% of my life refilling my brita

Series of 5 images comparing a word with its illustration. From the top: A baby-toothed black pupil smiley face titled "yap". 2. A figure with only eyes giving a massive thumbs up titled "yep". 3. A standing figure holding a sheepish laugh covered in grape jelly from a spilled can titled "yip". 4. A monstrous figure with a large mouth exposing its cavernous uvula titled "yop". Last, a squat-headed figure in darkness barely mouthing the word "yup".

"stimulating the economy" is such a naughty phrase

left an edible arrangement in a hot car now it smells like piña colada

what if i want the Pattern to decide things for me? what if i want to merge with the Machine?

i feel like i’m the only person who uses the discover tab

gorilla who makes chipped stone tools -> reincarnated as Australian
gorilla who eats fermented fruit every single waking hour -> reincarnated as Slug

dressed in full denim pouring out hot coffee on a flowerbed

on the luggage carousel high-fiving everyone I pass

Dayquil. Fighter of the Nyquil

might meal prep today for the first time in ages. live too long on the edge and days can feel like weeks

You. Me. First date in a bathysphere. I just had a huge plate of arroz con frijoles

dan hentschel gives me ESL teacher in China vibes