pingo

blew up an electrical substation so i could take pictures of the moon

we need something between W and L to capture indifference. what about G
"a car just drove past my house"
"G"

surfer calmly looking up at a tsunami and smiling

i'm all up in your house escalating the situation

The Bridge on the River Kawaii (1957)

in the flying future cars will have roads made out of netting

cant tell if i have principles or if im just incredibly stubborn

No Taxation Without Representation? Ermm…That double negative…

What the fuck

they're posting edicts about you on the town bulletin

ok i need to stop driving so fast because I somehow did 15 minutes in 7 and they were all local roads

my five large sons are yelping and drumming the dinner table while I unglue a quesadilla from the induction stove

going nonverbal on the witness stand

Orangutan (friendly)
Gorilla (neutral)
Gibbon (hostile)

I used to have two dogs but the big one ate the smaller one

Your flowers look hongry. maybe you should water them with HOT OIL

average Adam Curtis doc: “By this point, the liberals…had enough.” (Boing) (Aphex Twin starts playing) “For the neoconservatives, Bill Clinton was a terrorist,

Handgun trapped in amber

I Have No Mouth And I Must Eat

been getting so many Barton Fink posts lately what is happening

i was forced to learn how to swim when an eagle picked me up and dropped me in a lake

sat in the tub too long. woke up covered in algae

not enough players

receding tanline

i only follow people who have aura

people be like "wikipedia is biased i dont use it anymore" and then watch a youtube explainer

i've lost interest in jazz :/
listening to bill evans and where did the magic go...

do you think the supreme court justices are in a group chat

this DMV form is gibberish i'm gonna write my name in all the boxes and phone it in

sometimes i get so bored i stroll around my house arms folded like im at a museum