@skipfire.bsky.social
Ex sound engineer, smallholder, restorer of ancient Italian motorcycles.
A little bit of light relief from the bin-fire that is our world...
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks underage ducks, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking underage ducks, is best friends with other underage duck fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest underage ducks, it's Donald the Duck Fucker. 🐤🦆
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The 'threat to the British way of life' isn't coming from people arriving in small boats, but from people arriving in private jets to hoover up luxury property, buy your media and manipulate your government. But carry on shouting at dinghies, assholes. anon_opin GOLD from 20th October 2023
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
31.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 365 🔁 38 💬 5 📌 1Raccoon said thank you and bye.. 😅
27.01.2026 11:55 — 👍 872 🔁 97 💬 15 📌 4
Today is #HolocaustMemorialDay, the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz Birkenau.
We remember the 6 million Jews murdered during the Holocaust, and the millions of others persecuted and killed by the Nazis.
May remembrance strengthen our resolve to remember the past & to protect the future.
The 2026 part of my tour starts this week. First two shows are sold out and limited tickets at some of the others. I’d love to see you there!
🎟️ www.petefirman.co.uk/live
In the latest episode of Ukraine This Week, the Kyiv Independent's Anna Belokur reports on how subzero temperatures are shaping the war on Ukraine's front lines.
Watch the full episode here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV_a...
23.01.2026 09:10 — 👍 3524 🔁 1647 💬 93 📌 139
Elon Musk is a white supremacist. Case closed.
22.01.2026 17:42 — 👍 2071 🔁 967 💬 56 📌 55
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Never deleting this app.
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An excellent shriek this week!: shriekoftheweek.substack.com/p/shriek-of-...
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Another great lunch at Hunan London, this time with our excellent former colleague Ryan Bair. Thanks as always to Michael Peng and team.
16.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We're no more civilised than we've ever been. Slavery is contracted out to sweatshops. Drone footage of battlefield deaths have replaced amphitheatres. Tyrants sit on thrones appointed by a mob. Wealth is concentrated in the hands of the few while others starve. We are savage.
16.01.2026 10:55 — 👍 306 🔁 32 💬 21 📌 3For heaven's sake get off that poisonous platform now. And ask Mike Martin to as well. He hasn't responded to my request to do so, and I won't vote for him again if he stays on X.
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Experience reimagined global sound recordings from the archives through live performance, artist conversations and interactive activities in 'A Century of Sounds: Live' in collaboration with Cities and Memory & @ocmevents.bsky.social. Fri 27 Feb 6.30-9pm. Tickets £10 (Members £5).
bit.ly/3MGbBFC
English wine is not just acceptable it's amazing. The first glass is good, the second glass is better, and by the end of the bottle it's the best wine you've ever drunk.
06.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0
This is not the first time that Trump attacks Venezuela ....
#archaeohistories
Help us to help you this winter ⛄
❄️ Use the right service - it may be more appropriate to visit a pharmacist, or a UTC like the one at Sevenoaks Hospital
❄️ If your relative is in hospital, support them to get home safely and quickly
❄️ Get your flu jab if you're eligible.
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31.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 60 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Rather a lot of dereliction.
03.12.2025 08:49 — 👍 108 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 2
On the road again, picking up in Germany. After a long drive, a quick overnighter at Zum Krug. Gänsebraten mit Rotkohl (roast goose with red cabbage) with a 1966 Hocheimer Neuberg Riesling Spätlese by Aschrott. Good call, Josef Junior!
03.12.2025 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Exactly this 👇
06.11.2025 08:25 — 👍 331 🔁 132 💬 11 📌 15With all the fighting in the world over religion it is about time atheists become less apathetic and start knocking on doors spreading the word that sky fairies do not exist
23.11.2025 08:53 — 👍 238 🔁 15 💬 32 📌 2War Diary Day 1,367
Lviv: @realDonaldTrump’s peace plan is a Kremlin trap.
Like Nathan Gill, Trump is under the sway of Russian spies.
Ukraine fights on.
#VPDFO!
War Diary Nov 21st, 2025
At lunchtime in Old Bailey I saw Nathan Gill, ex Reform UK’s get ten years for taking bribes from a Russian spy.
Now I’m in Ukraine to get reaction to @realDonaldTrump’s shameful peace trap written by another Russian spy.
Interesting day/night…
VPDFO!
Russia is continuing its war against Ukraine, bombarding Ukrainian cities and killing civilians. Front-line coverage is getting more dangerous. Ukraine fatigue is growing while Russian disinformation is on the rise.
16.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 215 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 1Is that spam?
15.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
10.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 67 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 3
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
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