Harri

NARNIA but make it queer and dark

Three children, none of them neurotypical, are drawn into a magical world that needs them to break an ages old curse. The cause of the curse? Their mothers who used to rule here and ran away.

#DVpit #MG #Fantasy #LGBTQ

Mistletoe Smythe has never told her husband she's a witch. Its a little bit embarrassing. She is such a wonderfully normal woman trying to solve a normal crime like anyone would! No magic required! And if she accidentally turns him into a penguin, that could happen to anyone. #cosy #DVpit #mystery

Lily Fortune loves her family but thinks they might be rather sily. Of course there's a reason that the war is happening! Maybe no one said happy birthday at the right time or trudged dirt on the matt. Someone should go check, so she will and she will take a gift. #MG #DVpit #Fantasy

Andrew is a Demon who has accidently possessed Eva, a 12 y old psychic. Its not his fault and he cant stop her from making bad choices. Like trusting fairies. Or arguing with ghosts. Or falling for a tween pirate ghost in her closet. He is being tortured by young angst. #DVpit #A #Fantasy

Jamie, Michael and Violet have always been friends, always loved each other. Jamie thinks of this as she watches a giant calcified plant with rosebud eyes try to tear Michael apart in a magical world her mother used to rule and lied to her about. There is no coming back. #DVPit #MG #Fantasy

Amazing! I'd read the heck out of this!

I am passionately invested in Eleanor immediately

This sounds amazing, good luck!!

Lily Fortune is 8 and likes to feed the ducks. She is being sent away from her home because of the war that is coming to her town. Instead of letting down her ducks and her friends she decides to walk Over There and ask why they are at war. Surely its just a misunderstanding. #DVPit #MG #Fantasy

The Devil is a lady and she wants to find her wife. Andrew's part of this is to wait in Cornwall for a harbinger to be born. Instead he's possessed a tween and is starting a fight with fairies and ghosts. To be fair, its a hell of a way to have a midlife crisis. #DVpit #A #LGBTQ #Fantasy

Aegis sits beyond the shadows of our world. It is waiting for 4 rulers ever since its queens ran away 12 years ago. Now the princesses (and one prince?!) are home and Aegis will do anything it has to in order to keep them. Even if that means killing them. #DVpit #MG #Dis #LGBTQ #Fantasy

GOOD OMENS x DARK IS RISING
Andrew is a demon who just wants to get back to hell. If only he wasnt stuck possessing a 12 year old being haunted by the worst ghost in Cornwall.
🧚‍♂️ Fairies as villains
😇 An angelic BFF
🏴‍☠️ A pirate dynasty
👻 Too many ghosts
👭 murderous lesbians
#DVpit #A #Fantasy #LGBTQ

NARNIA x A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
Jamie, Michael and Violet are Odd, Neurodivergent, and stuck in a magical land where everyone insists their mothers were queens.
🤐 Deadly family secrets
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans boy joy
🐖 A Giant Pig
📖 Narrative Super Powers
👑 Runaway lesbian queens

#DVpit #MG #LGBTQ

This sounds amazing!

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES x AGATHA CHRISTIE
Mistletoe has embarrassed herself by discovering a body in a cupboard. Its quite abnormal of her. But perhaps she can use her exceptional skills to solve the mystery and at last be allowed into the local WI? #Cody #Mystery #DVpit

LITTLE PRINCE X ROALD DAHL
Lily Fortune has a star in her pocket and is going to stop a war. She thinks if her father doesn't know why they are at war perhaps no one has ever asked. Even if she has to become a pirate or flee a bounty Hunter, she is sure she can end the conflict. #MG #DVpit

Cornwall is a hub for the supernatural. Andrew should know, he's a demon and he's not meant to be here. Especially possessing a child who is drawing every ghost in this haunted town towards her. Can he save her from herself or will the wraiths and redcaps have a new meal? #DVpit #A #fantasy

When Jamie, Michael and Violet meet Rag'N'Bones they dont mean to follow him into another world at the end of shadows. Their mothers always said to avoid anything out of the ordinary and when they find broken statues of their mothers in cursed Aegis they begin to realise why. #DVpit #MG #trans

This pitch makes me nervous in a good way

I loved writing it, everyone is having so many crises at once

You can do it Cellanus!! I support my sheltered boy immediately, I would DIE FOR HIM

I have a Thing in the afternoon which means I must sit here and stare into space for the next two hours as there's no time to do anything else

In a world where vampires are disasters and the supernatural is known, Annie is just trying to run a speakeasy and survive since her divorce when someone is murdered at her place and she has to deal with Simon, a PI who is bothering her in all the wrong ways. #A #mystery #dvpit #darkromance

Mistletoe Smythe is solving murder. She is clearly better than the police (who cant even pronounce her name right) and even if she might be secretly a witch, she certainly doesn't need anything like magic to find out what's happening in her small town. #A #mystery #DVpit #cosy

Lily Fortune has a star in her pocket. Her best friend is a robber boy and her country is at war. In case its all a big misunderstanding, she's taking a gift to the other side to ask why they're at war. #MG #DVpit #fantasy

If Andrew doesn't get Will from Cornwall to Get Married and Have A Child the world will end. But the book is not about this. The book is about how instead of his mission, Andrew has possessed an angry autistic 12 year old psychic. Its hard being a demon. #fantasy #A #lgbtq #DVpit

What if your whole life people thought your mothers escaped a culture only to find out that instead they ran away from a magical land where they were Queens? Now there's a curse to break and you and your best friends are the only ones who can make it better. #MG #DVpit #LGBTQ #dis

My heart aches just reading this pitch, this sounds heartbreakingly incredible

Thank you, you too!!

Thank you!! Hes so cranky about everything, my disaster child xD