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@rustylemon.bsky.social

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Needs more whales

12.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He bleeds out trying to punch through the drywall because he saw John Wick do it

12.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the guy who tells hero of the Republic Han Solo that his tauntaun will freeze before he reaches the first marker

12.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I looked into the fun house mirror and was terrified of what was reflected back"

11.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The remake is toothless, it has none of the punch of the original

10.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When that the poor have cried, Donald hath wept. Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet JD says he was ambitious; And JD is an honorable man.

10.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HUAC? No, thank you. I don't like advocados.

10.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Willing to be proven wrong but I don't think she can as long as she's writing and directing

10.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the dream. Wanted an induction stove but buying an air quality monitor a few years ago turned me into a induction zealot. I need an induction stove to stop poisoning my family when I cook. Death to gas stoves!

10.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More of this, less of whatever the fuck else is usually happening: youtu.be/nANois3n-Cs?...

10.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Berlinguerism is pretty effective

10.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having spoken to many people about this film, I think enjoyment of the movie is determined roughly by whether they think 1) the antifa super-soldiers are a delusion brought on by COVID 2) the antifa super-soldiers are agitators paid by Big Tech or 3) actual antifa super-soldiers

09.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild watching films from the era and earlier where they just hop a train

07.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

_MySp00nIsT00B1g_MyAnusIsBl33ding was my parents router password for 22 years, much to the chagrin of my mother whenever she had company

06.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2 needs to returns to its roots!

That's right, I'm talking about cybernetics. A system *is* what it does

06.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially the ones that protect dangerous or cursed artifacts. If you're not going to destroy it, then encase it in lead and drop it into the ocean.

06.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adjust the merch only for them: Democratic Stalwarts of America

06.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I don't intend to provide a non answer but there's no coherence to my method

bsky.app/profile/rust...

06.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best looking film DreamWorks Animation made

06.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot Letterboxed movie posters last four watched. From left to right: Moonstruck (1987), The Testament of Ann Lee (2025), The Killer (1989), Hard Boiled (1992)

Screenshot Letterboxed movie posters last four watched. From left to right: Moonstruck (1987), The Testament of Ann Lee (2025), The Killer (1989), Hard Boiled (1992)

Moonstruck is one of my perfect movies. Nic Cage lost his hand. He lost his bride. Johnny has his hand. Johnny has his bride. You want him to take his heartache, put it away, and forget?

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

06.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Column carving of Roscoe Conkling

Column carving of Roscoe Conkling

Column carving of WT Sherman

Column carving of WT Sherman

How did Roscoe Conkling end up opposite US Grant and on the same column as Sherman? I love graft

04.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*watching the last three days of site discourse* Eddington was the best movie of 2025

03.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: Democrats want ICE razed more thoroughly than Carthage in 146 BC, the ideological territory in which it operates salted so thoroughly it never grows again, and every single one of these goons in front of a judge to face justice for their crimes.

03.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 946    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 9

Needs more Cordova

03.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

apple devs and product managers make several multiples of what i make working as a municipal contractor, couldn’t you folks, idk, maybe do a single fucking round of regression testing in between your long sabbaticals?

03.02.2026 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

More of a Spruce Moose, I'm afraid

03.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nonprofit fundraising is shaking Satan's outstretched hand, nodding vigorously, and saying thanks, thinking you've outsmarted him, only for his name to go on the wall in 20-foot cut marble

03.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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