Seth

Bang on the money.

Read and reflect. If you struggle with this concept, you have issues. Truman put it very succinctly in four short, easily understood, sentences.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Two white guys stand in a supermarket aisle. The camera is tilted upwards. The sign above them says Crackers.

Just a couple of

Florida has a fairly well documented problem with young people leaving the state after they grow up but I guess one way you can ameliorate them is kill them before they can leave on their own

I wanna be on this so bad

Majora's Mask 🙂‍↕️

I forgot I had a bsky;

In case you missed it was asked by the lovely people over at PokeDoku to design a puzzle there on Friday

And I did this drawing to go with it!

ngl this mug rules and would make an amazing holiday gift, get on it, friends

Give him a knife in the movie please! That would be so funny!

Shaun King backing up Tucker Carlson that Jews killed Jesus.

It is important to state this bluntly (I should actually write a piece about it): Antisemitism is close to getting mainstream. One thing preventing it on the right is Trump's support of Israel, but Carlson and others are pushing it.

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven

I'm glad Kimmel is coming back.

However, "free speech" where you can reverse government-coerced corporate censorship but only if your supporters make stock price influencing noise would be like a healthcare system in which you need a GoFundMe to go viral to afford treatment.

... wait.

Anyone who writes *chef's kiss" needs to imagine Gordon Ramsay slobbering all over your face, his eager tongue exploring your teeth, every molar, the roof of your mouth, your nostrils, whilst his chest wheezes and the taste of yesterday's Beef Wellington fills your senses.

I'm too busy for the rapture this week

This is all he said.

Screenshot of this post, with another post from the account "Endless Screaming" right below it. They've written a post that goes as follows: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"

i guess not I'm surprised that Ken Jennings is really good here, i just wouldn't have predicted the host of Jeopardy being a voice of moral courage on this specific issue.

A Bluesky appeal for suspension. The reason for appeal is a line from Mean Girls: I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

Thanks for the anti-trans disinformation your publication gleefully spread yesterday, I’m sure everyone who saw it will get the memo that it was bullshit and it won’t become part of the narrative of this event going forward.

baby boy eating pancakes

This is how the photos be lookin when a white boy assassinates someone

It’s almost like letting young white men marinate their brains in an algorithm-driven toxic stew of nihilistic hate 24/7 and giving them ready access to guns is a bad idea

Finally saw Superman.

The US government having reservations about using violence completely broke my immersion. 0/10

Mini marsupial bounces back from the brink!

Once listed as Endangered, the crest-tailed mulgara expanded its range by more than 48,000 km² between 2015 and 2021, lifting its status to Least Concern. Biocontrol contributed to the heartwarming bounce-back.

https://f.mtr.cool/afllseseeb

You will not find, across the entire political and media spectrum, a single Democrat behaving with the reckless irresponsibility that Charlie Kirk exhibited two months ago, when he blamed the shooting of Minnesota lawmakers on Tim Walz.

This writer must be having the most batshit day

Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

a drop-down menu for selecting a color; the options are silver and Dark Gary

my favorite color, Dark Gary