Dangubiti

The add implies a significantly wider ranges of baby choices than I would expect

Character in a Tim Robinson bit

Somehow put the 99 label on 97

I see the people willing to set up a local model as basically the same people willing to build their own pc

With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

When you fly to Asia they give you slippers so you can take your shoes off.

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What’s the point of a flyover if you just watch it from the TV?

I think the brain worm was contagious

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”

Tbf basically anyone from another culture will immediately clock turkey as being a dogshit food

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Dying from an internal hemorrhage when the robot forcefully stops me from jaywalking on a residential street.

We need Frankenstein D Roosevelt

The neapolitician

You just get your own personal robocop to hunt you down

They might let him actually hunt people there, which I think is a dream of his

The hoagie house

In this house we protect against federal overreach

Voters saw the Jones texts and thought “now that’s a good start”

DC specifically has a pretty insane SREC market that makes even a small installation worth it

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

That’s the raw milk at work

Was trying to look at 2021 early voting proportions to see if there was a difference by age group but only 55k people total voted early in 2021 lol

Yes 2021 was for NYC’s swag mayor

One Billion Americans*

*in a permanent underclass with no real citizenship

Why would they flavor it if you’re not supposed to drink it?

Can’t trust anyone who does that twee lowercase only bullshit