it is such shitlib cope to think this little boy just needed a pick-me-up from a celebrity and it would be all better. y'all need to think your systems can fix this and everything can go back to normal so bad. no idiots, the carceral state you rallied around is ruining childrens' lives *permanently*
10.02.2026 01:42 β π 162 π 42 π¬ 1 π 0
you can't go out to get cigarettes if you don't have a wife and kids to abandon, and that's how i quit smoking
10.02.2026 01:45 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
This is "The Red Flag Women's Novelty Purse" thread
Qualifiers:
-labeled for women (adults)
-strange/unnecessary design
-include crossbody strap
-able to fit large smartphone/set of items
-nothing priced above $60 *most avg in the $20s-$30s w/ some under $20
NOW choose your red flag purse or DIE:
08.02.2026 19:49 β π 109 π 29 π¬ 9 π 7
The top of a log with many layers of amll brown shelf fungus with whits edges growing from it.
Another angle shows they are very small at the top, and get larger going down the log.
Lichen, moss AND fungus on the log.
Another angle of the fungus.
Some good fungus i saw in the woods today.
08.02.2026 22:12 β π 38 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Corn is short for cornography
08.02.2026 19:11 β π 48 π 12 π¬ 5 π 0
perfect angel
08.02.2026 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ready to not be mentally ill anymore, i have been a good boy i think im ready to be Normal
07.02.2026 02:10 β π 96 π 18 π¬ 3 π 0
we are very interested in your life babe
04.02.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
via 'Cities by Diana' on Facebook
17.01.2026 13:56 β π 1659 π 563 π¬ 23 π 23
lizzo what tf are you doing
04.02.2026 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
oh man i thought we were talking about ppl in her phone who didn't know bc maybe she wasn't doing it all the time and flew under the radar? if were talking about absolving ghislaine then just lol lmao throw me off the roof
04.02.2026 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
So... my mom founded the first black rehab center out here in South Phoenix in the 70s. They named another one after her that was for women only. Some lady, got clean, changed her life and named her baby after my mom. There's a BABY named Elba, as a cautionary tale to never do crack.
04.02.2026 15:40 β π 261 π 60 π¬ 12 π 22
silly looking dog sitting on a big pillow sticking his tongue out
her: are you stupid?
me:
22.11.2025 07:06 β π 1154 π 252 π¬ 9 π 7
aw come on andy i had JUST forgotten again
04.02.2026 04:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
planet on empty backdrop with the text "but...the future refused to change."
04.02.2026 04:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
is there anyone home?
04.02.2026 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
oh sick musculoskeletal stuff but specifically not knee ligaments! fuck that guy he doesnt need to know ur business
03.02.2026 21:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
estrogen has a big impact on musculoskeletal stuff. i really wish there was some screening process for trans women and their docs.
03.02.2026 21:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
god woody allen is such a weener, even aside from being a garbage person
03.02.2026 21:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
jesus how is any of this real
03.02.2026 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds
02.02.2026 16:59 β π 385 π 108 π¬ 11 π 2
wow yeah im crying
03.02.2026 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
FISH POEM
Stella Sacco
My best friend in Catholic grade school, Tony,
Lived on one side of the highway to Pittstield And between the sets of lanes,
Set deep down a sharp incline,
There was a little stream
Running from one corrugated pipe to another And when I'd come visit we'd cross the road And we'd climb down
And we'd get our hands and shoes wet
And we'd hunt for cool rocks.
But one day we found a big fish instead.
It was in a pool slightly deeper and wider
Than the rest of the stream
And we were mystified.
It was big, much bigger than we figured
A fish in a stream that narrow should be.
Not that we had ever seen a fish there before.
It was alive and so still
That we were able to reach into the water And stroke it
And feel its slick scales
And so we sang songs to it
And we called it a gentle giant
And it didn't swim away
And we thought it was a miracle
And we wondered where it would go from there
And we went back inside.
The next time I saw Tony I brought up our gentle giant
And he looked at me with a sort of bladed pity
And said "It was dying, dummy."
He explained he had talked to his mom
And his mom had said
The fish came from somewhere else
And had gotten stranded in that stream somehow
And had nothing to eat anymore
And not enough room to swim
And the reason it didn't swim away from us Is because it couldn't swim away from us.
It couldn't swim anywhere.
We were the giants, not the fish,
And we had played with it
As it was dying.
I got sad.
Maybe it was able to go downstream, I offered.
Tony countered with a "How?"
For which I did not have a great answer.
But I just think
If I was dying,
As l am every day, I would like someone
Who thought I was miraculous
To touch me
And feel my soft skin And sing to me
While I went.
Fish Poem
17.12.2025 23:02 β π 627 π 127 π¬ 38 π 7
seven square paintings. six of them are various takes on a pond with their own nuances. the seventh is a round and grumpy desert rain frog with a cartoonish thick black outline on a very pink background
i did one (1) art but as you can see did zero (0) direction-following
03.02.2026 01:59 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me: Most dust is skin so when you inhale at home you're essentially breathing your family.
Customs: I meant things to declare about items acquired on your trip.
02.02.2026 04:24 β π 115 π 30 π¬ 3 π 0
im out of the loop so i didnt realize this was about idiots and am now just thinking about bringing lupita literally anything she asks for. but also wtf is wrong with people that anyone would think thats a bad casting decision
02.02.2026 23:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
02.02.2026 22:55 β π 670 π 161 π¬ 32 π 9
A vintage drawing of Henry Brown.
The hand-drawn image depicts a Black man wearing a suit with an ascot tie. He has a short afro and a mustache.
Black History Month Stories.
Today we cover a man who did something truly amazing and showed the extent a man would go to earn his freedom.
This man earned his nickname the hard way. This is the story of Henry "Box" Brown.
27.02.2025 04:50 β π 180 π 94 π¬ 1 π 11
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