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I write math software for a living. I ride bikes for fun. Both bikes and math are awesome but software is kinda horrible also at @3j0hn@mathstodon.xyz

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Yeah, Bobby Fingers sets a galaxy-tier standard for high-effort shit posts.

29.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fabio and the Goose
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers Fabio and the Goose

For fans of 25 minute long youtube videos and swearing and dioramas, this is great place to learn more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RIE...

29.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
3j0hn wearing an orange hard hat and overalls, carrying long handled trail tools

3j0hn wearing an orange hard hat and overalls, carrying long handled trail tools

I wear a lot of hats. This weekend, it was an MWBA hardhat for a morning of clearing slides from a beloved trail damaged in the Eaton Fire. It's always a privilege to get access to closed parts of the forest, and we worked hard to make sustainable fixes to these trails. www.mwba.org/updates/mwba...

29.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely, it's pretty rare for an actual mountain road to be paved and if it is paved, it's probably also 20%.

29.10.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charges dropped against former College of Charleston paleontologist in case of missing fossils Charleston prosecutors dismissed charges against Robert Boessenecker and Sarah Jo Michalies of stealing about $8,000 worth of fossils and models.

Not a lot of extra details, but here's the full article on archive dot org
web.archive.org/web/20251009...

24.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image titled โ€œToronto Pronunciation Scale.โ€
It shows four ways of saying โ€œToronto,โ€ each with a humorous description beneath:
1. โ€œTOE-RON-toeโ€ โ€” โ€œYou are an American sportscaster.โ€
2. โ€œtuh-RON-toeโ€ โ€” โ€œYouโ€™re from Mississauga at best.โ€
3. โ€œtuh-RONN-ohโ€ โ€” โ€œYou are a Torontonian.โ€
4. โ€œCHRAWNnaโ€ โ€” โ€œYour pulse sounds like the TTC chimes and you piss Steamwhistle.โ€

Arrows beneath the text progress from yellow to dark green as the pronunciation becomes more local.

Image titled โ€œToronto Pronunciation Scale.โ€ It shows four ways of saying โ€œToronto,โ€ each with a humorous description beneath: 1. โ€œTOE-RON-toeโ€ โ€” โ€œYou are an American sportscaster.โ€ 2. โ€œtuh-RON-toeโ€ โ€” โ€œYouโ€™re from Mississauga at best.โ€ 3. โ€œtuh-RONN-ohโ€ โ€” โ€œYou are a Torontonian.โ€ 4. โ€œCHRAWNnaโ€ โ€” โ€œYour pulse sounds like the TTC chimes and you piss Steamwhistle.โ€ Arrows beneath the text progress from yellow to dark green as the pronunciation becomes more local.

Hereโ€™s a helpful graphic to help you prepare for the World Series:

23.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more:
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...

22.10.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 537    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

from my lunch today; "the trouble is not so much AI making you more productive, but that it's tripling the output of the biggest f***ing idiot where you work"

21.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 371    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Oh dang, yeah. I was mixed up synonym and homonym while reaching for the joke. A rookie error

21.10.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So hominid and hominim are are sort of homonyms? I guess not really. I guess maybe terms like this should be called homonyds.

17.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, red-arrow scofflaws should be getting tickets every time. Hopefully new the state changes to red light camera laws will encourage that.

17.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Way too many of the quote-replies to this are about Anime

17.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know about this one, man. I had to go through there daily last year when they were making that change, and that intersection reconfiguration created a huge reduction in drivers doing chaotic stupid things to get into the right lane. The new configuration feels safer for everyone.

17.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the record, where I grew up it was "gotch" and "gotchies".

17.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love the richness of terms for underwear in Canada (from this piece about the author of the Oxford Canadian dictionary www.nytimes.com/2021/05/21/w...)

17.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For many games, "winning" is having fun with the friend(s) you are playing the game with.

16.10.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have the 18" version, and it feels like it'll be real useful in case of zombies

16.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chicagoโ€™s beloved โ€˜rat holeโ€™ was actually made by a squirrel Scientists reopen the case of โ€œsplatatouilleโ€

Shocking rodent news! www.science.org/content/arti...

16.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
two screencaps from 'Kamen Rider Fourze' 

alien in tweed jacket and hat: you're jumping to conclusions by thinking it's ninjas just because the room was locked.

Kamen Rider, gesturing: first of all, this is the moon.

two screencaps from 'Kamen Rider Fourze' alien in tweed jacket and hat: you're jumping to conclusions by thinking it's ninjas just because the room was locked. Kamen Rider, gesturing: first of all, this is the moon.

๐ŸŒ•

03.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1212    ๐Ÿ” 451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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30 in STANLEYยฎ FATMAXยฎ FUBARยฎ Utility Bar | STANLEY

That would be the Stanley FUBAR www.stanleytools.com/product/55-1...

16.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DOOM sells, sadly

16.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg. Better start looking into whether 529 college savings plans can be used for bail / FTC fines ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, to try to classify a deeply weird and complicated book like Imajica is hard, but... ah fuck it, let's just say Imagica is an Enemies to Lovers Romantasy

15.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would say that to be "romantasy" a book has to hue to the conventions/tropes of the romance genre as part of a larger fantasy plot. As a marketing effort, it's books designed to draw Romance readers over the Fantasy shelf of the bookstore.

15.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They mostly say "No, because the romance is not the main plot" and as someone who has read the canonical romantasy dragon-rider book, I can say that the romance is not the main plot in that book either.

15.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the horrorlit community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the horrorlit community

I don't really like any of the answers here www.reddit.com/r/horrorlit/...
I don't think any of the commenters have actually read any real romantasy

15.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Reddit post asking if Clive Barker's Imagica could be considered romantasy

Reddit post asking if Clive Barker's Imagica could be considered romantasy

this made me laugh a lot

15.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please send Jerry over to do my taxes too

15.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're currently like the opposite of the old AoL business model. To fix that, Augment just needs a lot more customers who pay but don't actually use their service.

15.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Man in a suit - caption reads "I've just received a cal from JPL in Pasadena" - a screenshot from Lifeforce (1985)

Man in a suit - caption reads "I've just received a cal from JPL in Pasadena" - a screenshot from Lifeforce (1985)

I am worried that these big cuts at JPL will reduce our ability to deal with lifeforce vampires from Haley's comet

14.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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