Please send it to me Raichu

I’m into BDSM but I have OCD so the accommodating dominatrix allows me to pretend to be gagged so nothing has to touch my mouth

I do not

Yeah you look more like Regina Spektor anyway

Imagine doing a tf2 soldier crit rocket on the libsoftiktok lady

Elon Musk and his Reddit reich are a good reason to leave twitter but having replies that humans wrote and not Indian markov chains is almost just as good

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

Do you think Harry and Marv explored each others bodies

(doing improv at the fremen sietch) man, these guys are uptight. let's see if my spit take routine can lighten the mood

Ethan Hawke is planning to blow up dick van dyke

(The gaslighting magician) This is your card

There’s a lot of furry porn in the ‘popular with friends’ tab guys

Overwatch 2 finally has grippers(!) and NOW Donald Trump decides to ban video games? Make it make sense!

Balloon dog dab rig? balloon dog dab rig

Middle aged man stuck in a tree

I already have an attractive middle aged man in my garden. He is lovely.

I wish someone would've told me it was this simple sooner

Did it work?

You are really hot and I would like to kiss you

Not enough self-help books about accepting being ugly. I may have to write one myself. Although I've not accepted it. And I can't write. And that's why it will be a masterpiece.

Rosie with a zero screen time

My phone screen is fucked up and using it is annoying enough that I'd prefer not to, if you work for the observer and wanted to commission me to write a piece about forgoing technology to pad out the next edition and you don't mind my illiteracy, email me

It Follows sequel where the entity gets really pissed off and gives up because it gets attached to a non-binary polycule

Friendly? Check.
Approachable? Check.
Let's go!!!!

Desperately need Hideo Kojima to switch to bluesky

Cat in a window. But it's in Amsterdam.

Cat in a window. But it's in Amsterdam. And it's closer than the other picture.

They got cats in amsterdam

no fucking way dude elon crashed grimes' recording session for cyberpunk 2077 with a flintlock and demanded to be in the video game

I like Laura Dern's jacket

BBC article about how it's cool to wash your clothes now

Not to brag but I've been doing this for a while. Washing clothes and reusing them has been a tradition in our family for as far back as I can remember.

Dutch anarchist poster. A small man is chopping a larger man up with an axe.

Anti dutch colonialism poster and orange and green. I have no idea what it says.

Cool posters at the Rijksmuseum

Figurine of average dutch people at the Rijksmuseum. The mother alien is holding a giant baby. She has tiny eyes.

Figurine of the average dutch mother and child at the Rijksmuseum

I am looking for my frens