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@aperturedwizard.bsky.social

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i was a monkey that cranked a music box in a past life

17.06.2023 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

some big disco elysium energy cascading off this post. apocalyptic

07.05.2023 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i heard we were posting selfies

05.05.2023 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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had a dude hide out in the shop bathroom and smoke a cigarette. covered it with the worst cologne imaginable i feel ill

04.05.2023 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter has a real "mall that's still open but probably shutting down soon" vibe these days,.

04.05.2023 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 445    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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We Are Post-Pandemic. We Are Immortal. Those Still Alive Cannot Die. By Dr. Anthony Fauci

โ€œRun into traffic. Jump off a cliff. Try it! You wonโ€™t die. You canโ€™t. Youโ€™re indestructible now.โ€ - Anthony Fauci

04.05.2023 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Guy who gets the backrooms confused with the backwall

03.05.2023 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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gamer cat

02.05.2023 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes

me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

01.05.2023 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1598    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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remember the nirvana baby? this is him now. feel old yet?

01.05.2023 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Some polarizing coverage in the papers

01.05.2023 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

wow my first viral post ๐Ÿ˜Œ

30.04.2023 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i went to the coffee shop and when the barista asked โ€œhowโ€™s your week been?โ€ i answered honestly and offered her a bsky invite, and then the guy making coffee said โ€œoh i heard about this and thought iโ€™m never getting inโ€ โ€” wtf is going on yโ€™all

29.04.2023 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 536    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

hey the app is great though glad to be here

30.04.2023 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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catposting, begin

30.04.2023 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this guy elon loves to give everyone reasons to stay off his platform lmao

30.04.2023 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello i will never say anything bad about this app

30.04.2023 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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