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Episode 31 - Prohibition Part 1 - Grog Time

Relevant to my current series! open.spotify.com/episode/4A17...

They shoulda kept that angry little face. Delightful

Time to lock up Pam Bondi for wearing pants

SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9

This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.

Presumably she is someone's favourite artist. Perhaps this is just a confession?

He sent this to Chomsky? That's a hell of a swing lol can't wait to see the reply where Noam says "thank u Jeffr=3y I am racist now"

Episode 32 - Prohibition Part 2 - Sacramental Jello Shots

More prohibition! We talk about loopholes and rum runners and lots of fun stuff.

If I attacked a politician and their first reaction was to call me ugly I'd probably walk into the sea

I propose that Canada puts the US under a conservatorship until they are no longer a threat to themselves or others. We'll be totally fair, I promise. Maybe we'll steal a Dakota or two but you guys aren't even using those

Episode 31 - Prohibition Part 1 - Grog Time

New episode! open.spotify.com/episode/4A17...

I deleted it like 6 months before he bought it for different reasons, which I think makes me Forrest Gump buying Apple stock

A touching tribute to Mike F

'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."

@fakeandrewevans.bsky.social here you go

T-shirt and jeans don't work at a wedding, but a tux isn't the default outfit.

Ritz are somewhere in between. Business casual maybe.

Saltines are obviously the default. So many better and flashier crackers, but Saltines are just a plain white t-shirt and jeans.

Episode 30 - Socrates - The Socrateers

In which I tell Emma about why Socrates is an asshole

I will record a podcast tomorrow even if I don't manage to write a script. Fuck it, this topic is so far outside my expertise I might as well wing it

Shocked that this isn't Obvious Plant's work

Is this crank shit or just way-in-the-weeds shit? I like learning about all the racist groups he might have ran with, but I don't need to hear someone ramble about how Timmy was a Secret Muslim

enshittification has finally come to the secret tech company that gives lizard people their disguises and fake names

Ok, things are lookin' pretty good here in Omelas, but I like to dream big. I move fast and break things. Hear me out: that room could fit way more kids. We could have 10 times the utopia

Second one sounds wrong. A gong show is something happening. For a person I'd say "that Porno Sean was a one-man Gong Show, eh?"

Also I had no idea this was specific to Canada.

Could be Canada. Doctorow is Canadian

Hot Coffee!
open.spotify.com/episode/2k3y...

Could really go for a Burgo right now though

A black t-shirt with white type, a photo of socialist Eugene V. Debs speaking, the shirt features his quote "while there is a soul in prison, I am not free" at the bottom it says "Haymarket Books"

heard y’all like Eugene V. Debs www.haymarketbooks.org/books/2347-e...

Insert "call me Miles Davis" meme here

Her security team is on their way to your house to punch you until you say the jacket was good