Papa Roach Motel

There is nothing new in here that hasn’t been covered and discussed extensively in the queer+trans press.

That said, there’s a subset of cis folk who see themselves as “allies” but won’t take any of this seriously unless the reporting comes from cishet people, so this is useful for those folk.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

funniest comedy movies of all time:

10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies

When twink death comes for Will Ramos I, think I'll have to go away for a long time

English (US) Phrasebook - Lesson 1: Emergencies

1) Help me!
2) I need to go to the hospital!
3) My hand is stuck in my hamburger!
4) Someone fired a nail gun through my hamburger bun when my hand was on top of the patty!
5) I was feeling the meat inside my sandwich when something terrible occurred!

WITH MATCHING OUTFITS????? >>>>>>>>

This would add a humerous twist to the film as it would demonstrate how she (the girl (not Mariah)) I'm fact *does* care about the "presents" underneath the Christmas tree 🌴...

and 3) Mariah Carey's "all I want4 Christmas is u" is playing An the lyric heard is "I don't care about the presence underneath the Christmas tree" and the girl screams when she looks under the tree

If I was Steven soderbergh directing Steven sodebergh's "Presence" I would of included a sequence where it 1) is Christmas and 2) the pov is from under the chirsimas tree,

AC6二周年おめでとう～！！！🎉🎉🎉

Guy who betrays his rag-tag group of rebels and goes back into the matrix for a reward; agent smith hands him a manilla folder filled with laminated printouts of overwatch porn

These people are Nazis. I know that's well-understood by many people at this point, but not enough. They are Nazis and we need to keep saying it.

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

[opening fortune cookie] "you like everything except rap and country???"

An x y axis chart showing which muppets would be good vs bad at piloting a gundam and which would enjoy vs not enjoy piloting a gundam. Miss Piggy is highest for enjoying and being good at piloting. Gonzo is highest for enjoyment and lowest for pilot skill.

I needed a second axis for this question.

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

My two lovely uncles
In whom life flows abundant,

Just realized I fucked up an old post, need to remake it. Fuuuuck

Four beers with labels that have a picture of a guy dressed up in an old timey outfit in front of cards

"bro my balatro run last night was crazyyy"

Shazaming a guy trying out a bass in guitar center

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy

me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?

centrist: no haha not that policy

me: ok so…gun control?

centrist: no lol not that policy either

me: ok which policy?

centrist: oh you know the ones

I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems

"you dont gotta learn 4 characters bro lock in"

Made of parts harvested from over 30 mature Godzillas? Fuck. Shit!!!

Happy Friday Friends! Here's some good news to push you into the weekend! HB 3225 did NOT make it to the Senate floor! Congratulations & thank you to everyone who worked on this! Make sure to celebrate!

politico opinion - these woke faggots ruined our opportunity to make so much easy fucking money by funding genocide. its time to meet in the middle - make it illegal for trannies to go outside. and let me say it again with the hard r

Journalism is back and doing better than ever in 2025

Captains log. 30th of May, 2025. Got reminded of Equal Dragon Weapon again. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That shit is so sick. Fuuuuuuuuck.