kat

i do not like it

nfl games have more and more soccer-style theatrics every week

simply a dream

they’ve made it impossible to enjoy even the free wordle

but i also totally agree with you re the desire to have children & think it’s important to point that out, too

it’s telling a carer that they shouldn’t have ended up with caring responsibilities - not always possible!

dems caved

what a kick in the teeth

there are simply no words

oh holy shit 😂😂😂

and how about you? do you still tweet?

😂

what a bunch of wimps

10/10 no notes 🥇

Roses are red
13 is a prime
Hit ICE with a sandwich
It isn’t a crime.

i’m so sad you’re not coming to the (central) east coast of florida!

i’m sure she’s got her daughter set up to take over tho

wow my early birthday birthday presents are piling up at this point

did you misread the first few words of this, too

it was just too different a movie than what i could picture him doing at the time. but i might like it now!

my fellow americans, please stop listening to that weirdo

give me billy madison or give me death

sorry i am so over that criticism ha

boooooo

i live for little stuff like this
(in a positive way, obvs)

me: well actually it’s mostly wrong

it’s hidden in the back of my cupboard to prevent a guest from asking about it haha

it’s impossible to type the sound i made when reading this, but it’s the best i can do

wha ha ha haaat