Kiera

No because why has whamageddon already hit

Don’t mind me just daydreaming about a world where Polanski is prime minister

Americans are known to be afraid of the Worcestershire pronunciation, but wait until they find out about Godmanchester and Cholmondeley

Crying because my phone camera doesn’t do justice how beautiful my cat is

It’s actually embarrassing when working class people think that Reform is gonna help them like how you falling for that propaganda so easy

Anyone who thinks vegan sweet treats aren’t any good clearly hasn’t tried Rhythm8

Such an ick when people don’t know the difference between women and woman. Like how have you got to adulthood without learning that the plural is different than the singular

You won’t believe what just happened

I’m starting to like a lot of antique stuff, am I old now?

Just did pilates for the first time. Not quite sure how I survived it.

It’s so gross that fast fashion is now almost the same price as slow fashion and they’re just trying to make us think it’s not fast

Being is woman is great because when you’re depressed you have to figure out if it’s your brain chemicals messing up again or if it’s ✨hormonal✨

I wish Vinted had a reverse image search function

WHY DOES BROWN RICE TAKE TWICE AS LONG TO COOK

I’m sure your spouse is great but do they have a bar of galaxy, glass of rosé, blanket, neck pillow and your treasured stuffies waiting on the sofa when you come home from a bad day at work? Mine does 😇

Wish I still got pocket money like I did for 2 years of my childhood

a frog is laying on a leaf in the water with the words `` me '' above it . ALT: a frog is laying on a leaf in the water with the words `` me '' above it .

Me: wow that was so motivational, really makes me want to form a solid exercise routine
Meanwhile:

Gazpacho is my new best friend

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty training chair .

Me in the airplane toilet while there’s turbulence but I have my headphones on

I feel like there should be an intelligence exam that politicians have to pass before they can become the leader of a country

Christ when did I become such a skeptic

Why velcro gotta be so loud like that

What in the Rosie and Jim 😍

Does anyone else get irrationally annoyed when people don’t know how to use apostrophes?

So pissed that my disability is so expensive like wtf

“Live every day as if it’s your last”
Bruh if I did that I would be unemployed and probably lose my house

#Sinners is now easily in my top 5 films and I can’t recommend it enough

I don’t know what the fuck would make someone want to be a professional chef but I sure am glad they do

Having hobbies that involve spending nothing (or very little) is a great way to resist the capitalist society

You ever been so British that you got 2 cups of tea on the go at once