Matt Lichtenstadter

i need everyone on the phillies to stop telling us what they are doing with their milk and blood immediately.

So Heated Rivalry got a season two, that didn't take long. The last time I made a prediction this easy, Maryland lost a bunch of football games in October and November. Television is as easy to predict as October/November Maryland, you heard it here first.

My Panthers fan friend rooting for the Falcons for obvious reasons got called for holding tonight on his couch

The man who is unwilling to wear a flu mask usually is of the kind who expects everybody to listen to him when he speaks

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

He's apparently not a big sports fan, and yet he has described sports fandom in here, by accident, better than almost anyone else has. "Shoot for the stars and expect the worst." How is he not a Tottenham supporter, he's got it nailed down perfectly!

What was the dollar amount for this clue?

I'm definitely Matt from pretzels considering how many I eat

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious

Stealworkers

this is a threat to the rest of the world. we could send the falcons to play in your country at any time. beware.

[wip] There's definitely something up with the tv timeouts. I can't quite put my finger on it still (because of how the timeouts themselves are caused by stoppages and can be delayed by stretches of play without whistles) but there is something strange there for sure.

and we're soon to get professional EBUG's!

Can a Michigan man coach the air raid...

Michigan Head Coach Xabi Alonso (got hit all my bases here)

My prediction:

Prediction markets are going to be to political media what sportsbooks have been to sports media. Except worse, in a way, because they'll be used to guide people's perceptions of much higher-stakes events. "No, no, no, my candidate couldn't lose, his odds were so good"

I think the Mets have made me so emotionally numb over the years that neither of these moves really made me feel anything other than "huh, well alright then".

The bottom of the B1G this year is going to be a car crash you can't avoid and morbidly want to look at

Well now there is at least one singular place in hockey for which it does need to be said like that...

You'll all be stunned to learn (not stunned, actually) that the Canadiens in fact bricked the lay up on their Pride Night by including no Heated Rivalry stuff and also lost 6-1 to the Lightning.

"there's a new serif in town"

I guess it's better than using Papyrus...

Oh from earlier at school

Walking down my hall after school, social studies colleagues engaged in geopolitical discussion.

Colleague: "They're just amateurish zealots backed by oil money."

Me, walking by: "So Texas Tech boosters."

Actual raucous laughed as I kept walking.

Heated Rivalry breaking contain is like 93% amazing and awesome and wonderful and the others 7% of it breaking contain is... whatever this is.

They're going to do unspeakable things to Maryland on Saturday and at least we're all going to see it coming...

The @windycoys.bsky.social agenda is going very well, I see.

They're not as structured defensively as they might need to be but going forward they're playing with juice and they have players who like playing with juice doing all of that.

Two straight extremely professional wins against mid to bad teams at home. That's novel. Do that again against Forest and they have something cooking.

Teaching the Czechs that homophobia comes with penalties

#COYS