DA Weick

Memphis doesn't have the Texas juice to call in to the booth and persuade the replay refs that targeting i$n't targeting.

How cute.

QT and KT.

Almost like cutting back on cyber defense at the DoD this spring was incredibly stupid.

Maybe he should hire Brian Ferentz as a special advisor.

You're hot?

What's your The Far Side Mt. Rushmore? As for me ..

Washington: "The Doctor let me keep them..."
Jefferson: Midvale School for the gifted
Lincoln: neanderthal plumber
Roosevelt: Guatemalan Cow of Paradise

That's all

I hear Mississippi is lovely this time of year.

When I was 12 I went to visit my grandparents by myself for 2 weeks. We stopped at Costco on the way home from the airport and bought a Costco size box of pop tarts. I ate the whole box by myself over 4 days. I gained 10 pounds during the trip. My mom was furious with her dad upon my return.

My hound Honey was once a covergirl.

Put "Spinal Tap" first and then "Puppet show"!

Hahaha! Yes! Haha!

Resolved: make the sound exotically German by calling them sprittenburgers.

How dare you! His name is Dick Mountain thank you very much.

Cilantro is thinner and slippery under your fingers.

Are you saying that what everyone said would happen with tariffs is happening?!?!

This might go poorly for the Big XII

That doesn't count. Put in the work and do average distance for the conference for each school.

Plus my Stags have one of the great helmets in college football.

Personal recommendation. If you live in the LA area, go to Claremont-Mudd-Acripps vs. Pomona-Pitzer. I played for CMS. It's the fiercest rivalry you've never heard of. Our stadiums are across the street from the other and the visiting team walks in full pads to the game.

Nice! I got potatoes coming up.

I too bought a sandwich that cost $8.50. I only had $8.40 in cash and the cashier spotted me a dime from the change catcher next to the register.

And easily skipped--which is why I suspect they're pushing video.

Expect Coke to announce that it will take them 3.5 years to implement the switch over.

Any defender smaller than Faulk got run over. Any defender bigger got juked or of his shoes and dusted.

The two most exciting college stars of the 90s (IMO Moss and Marshall Faulk) were also the two hardest to find on TV. You might catch highlights of them on Sports Center. Might. This was life in the 1900s kids.

I need more context here.