DA Weick

Look, the best part of this is it isn't totally a joke. If you're a reasonably attractive young male ASU student, you can slay in Scottsdale with milf divorces. Like it's almost effortless.

But it turned out Bass Pro.

An ice luge at an ASU tailgate that has “welcome MILFS” carved into the side

Live report from Tempe, Devils by 100

I love how unserious our alma mater is.

Fair

Would you be scared of a knife weilding badger?

We need a Drake vs Ice Cube battle like Fat Joe vs. Ice Cube last year.

I appreciate that your cohort respects the oldies. It was a drunken caterwaul at least 3 nights a week in 2004/5. Kinda like "Louie Louie" in the early 60s.

Easy, Mr. Brightside (c/o 2005).

If I was a Blue Jays fan I'd be pissed about what a homer Joe Davis is being so far. But I'm a Dodgers fan and I love him, so it's great!

Those are totally sweet

Sah-gah-poe-lew-te-lei!

Amazing take followed by horrendous swing. 🤦

A picture of the garden in front of the east wing of the White House. A mix of colorful flowers and small trees

NEW: NBC News confirms that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, on the east side of the White House, has been destroyed as part of the demolition of the East Wing.

(📸 Getty Images)

Never get mad when someone blocks you because you were correct. Addition by subtraction.

Dino Nugget Pizza. Do it

You know a commercial development is having a tough time when it has a Spirit Halloween store 3 years in a row in the same place.

A Brief History of Baseball is Dying

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How have I not seen this one before?!

(Warning, deep nerd cut coming.)

Musk, who loves Asimov so much he named one of his kids after Hari Seldon, apparently read "The Naked Sun" and concluded that Solaria sounds like a great place to live.

In which the NYT "discovers" torx screws as though they are Prometheus bring us fire.

Ghost of Yotei. Relatedly, I think Shohei is part Ainu.

Do your patriotic duty and root for America's Team!

PROUD BOYFRIEND OF AN ICE AGENT'S WIFE

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Well that's why they need a surge protector.

I would love for this dude to explain the point he thinks he's making, because all the ones I can think of are massive self owns.

Quality joke here. Can't even be mad about it.