Tim Eldred

In the future, you'll still need specialists for the dirty jobs. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

#Anime fans! We're back! Cosmo DNA just got its monthly update, and it goes wide and deep. There's all the news from September, vintage news from the end of 1982, scholarly commentary on Series 1, the mysterious "Yamato Millennium," and more! Dig in at ourstarblazers.com!

They would rush you, grab that spray can, and use it like an inhaler. Then pass out from euphoria.

They smell great!

In the future, know when to grind your pepper. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

I'm sure in his wretched mind, she was so lubricated by his words that her panties just slid right off.

The worst groomers on Earth can't stand it when others appear to play their game.

In the future, you'll need friends in low places. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

This time, we'll find out who the last Blue Eagle actually is. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

The future won't slow down. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

Gene Colan was a master of composition in 1970, but once in a while something would slip past him...

One of the features of living in L.A. is that you may occasionally find one of these on your doorstep. Take a look at the "activities" description on the back. What a wild time to film shows like this one...

The future doesn't stop for anyone! Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

What a relief that we finally got rid of those damn Turtles for good.

Sometimes it's easy to tell which people don't know any kids.

I hope you burned down the barn and warned the world about the evils of Pokeyman

Interesting. How much screaming and wailing did we hear from the lizard party when we "gave" a bunch of frozen money back to Iran?

Who are the REAL Blue Eagles? Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

And if you show him photos of the opposite, it's just an AI deepfake. #25A

Honesty has a much higher price than belligerence.

Loose lips can still sink ships in the future. Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

He has the look of someone who got shoved into high school lockers on a regular basis and is now going to make everyone PAY, GODDAMMIT. Especially YOU, Jimmy the quarterback/prom king!

Things move fast in the future! Beware the future! Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

Beware the future! Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com!

Ready to dive into the future underworld? Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

Want to explore another world? Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up with 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click for hi-rez)

The only thing that would have made that better is if Skeletress pissed herself on camera.

Ready for an escape? Chapter 5 of my #scifi #webcomic The Last Blue Eagle is now in the color stage, pushing for release on November 1 at ArtValt! Get caught up 1-4 right now at timeldred.com! (click on the image for hi-rez)

Soooo close. Just switch the parties and it's dead on.

Calling foul on that. Contracts stipulate at least one catch phrase per Sweathog per episode. S&P says it is permissible for them to whisper catch phrase to each other between bites.