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If this doesn’t make you rethink your weekend plans, nothing will.

I’ve seen this man on Grindr. A lot

Also, why are his only options a girl with an attitude or someone kinda snotty acting real rude?

Nelly really needed to love himself more

If Angela Rayner lived in a cardboard box, the Telegraph would claim she nicked it.

That was my “Trump angrily tweeting about Lewis” impression. It seems to have gone down well. I’m also great at parties 👍

“The Newsagents Podcast is doing GREAT! Jon Sopel and Emily Maitlis are FANTASTIC, truly world-class talents (everyone agrees!). But ‘Loony Lewis’ Goodall… TOTAL RADICAL LEFTY, fake ideas, zero ratings if it was just him. Very unfair, very biased, BAD for Britain!!!

“Y’know, when I talk about medicinal bloodletting, people look at me like I’m crazy. But you let out a pint or two, suddenly *boom* your humors are balanced, your headaches are gone, and, believe it or not, mosquitoes don’t bite you as much. The CDC doesn’t want to study that, by the way” - RFK Jr

This Epstein story doesn’t add up. For one thing, why didn’t he fall through a window of Trump Tower?

by Vladimir Putin

Trump Floats Adding Himself and Epstein to Mount Rushmore to Clear Controversy

Jerry. That’s asphalt

They exist. The “Clammy Valley”

It’s fine once it warms up. I do worry about the initial annihilation problem, but then I can inflict flaming death upon my enemies no problem at all 👍

They say it’s “Jerry Derangement Syndrome”

He can’t keep getting away with this

Trump's policies may have changed over the years, but his passion for shower pressure has never wavered

This is just adding insult to injury Jerry. Why are you like this?

I quit all social media 4 years ago. I only got a Bluesky account to mess with the moron man child obsessed with the letter X

Yet here I am. Logging on. Following Jerry. I never wanted this

If you need a ‘good laugh’…👇

Since. Ancient. Times. 😂✨

Elon Musk trying to prove his worth to online teens gets destroyed by commenters as he live streamed Path of Exile 2 whispers. Commenters said “YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE” & “DIE” as he frantically tried to hide them, then lost his hardcore permadeath character due to Starlink lag.

Breaking news - Trump supporters now scrambling to get jobs as anti-Trump protesters, just so they can afford to buy eggs

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to storm Greenland.

by Donald Trump

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”

Long live the penguin revolution

Why are you like this?

YouTube video by Write For Screen Ferris Bueller’s Day Off “TARIFFS”

A lesson from Ferris Bueller on tariffs.

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