Lemon Test

TBH, your name me wonder. Then I saw the Dropkick Murphys and I knew you guys were OK.

DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.

If it’s true there are damning photos of Trump in the Epstein files, why didn’t Biden release the files?

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Google search field with just “why” and a list of suggested searches: Why are flags at half mast today? Why did I get married? Why is my poop green? Why women kill

I started to ask Google a question today when these suggested searches came up. And now I need to know — is “why women kill” really in the top 5 or was that a suggestion tailored for me? (faster, pussycat!)

Tesla stock looks like a Ponzi scheme propped up by the same people who join MLMs.

I didn’t know about Unix until the 90s, which I thought was the Unix epoch. It also would make Trump 50ish, so I was confused.

I’m more concerned about the damage done to our institutions that can’t be undone by the magic of drag queens.

When (if) Trump moves out of the White House, I suggest they we throw the biggest drag ball in the history of drag balls. Then burn it to the ground or turn it into a museum of “Never Again.”

This is my radical left dream — fabulousness followed by property damage or education.

$50,000: Sufficient incentive to treat fellow human beings this way

Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/

Eh, let’s not criticize people for their physical appearance. Somewhere out there is a man who looks just like Steve Cheung, who isn’t a total asshole, and who gets a little sad when he sees posts like this. Do better.

I enjoyed the column and wanted to read the author’s response to RFK Jr. unfortunately, the link is broken.

I did, because my dad used to sing it to me during the holidays when he made chocolate mousse, which involved a (very small) vat of chocolate.

My dad used to sing me that on holidays when he made chocolate mousse.

YouTube video by Fun Lovin' Criminals Fun Lovin' Criminals - The King Of New York (Official Video)

There is only one John Gotti song. La di da di.

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Reclaiming the frog. I like it.

YouTube video by SamDoesArts PINTEREST IS DEAD. (artist's rant)

Spoiler: it’s AI, and it didn’t just kill Pinterest.

@samdoesarts.bsky.social

youtu.be/PR73xDbB24c

Apparently I’m going to need to read up on Bayesians v. frequentists later to get this joke.

You got me. I bought the calendar and the mug.

The bus is here.

I love the shape of the grill. And everything else.

With or without the hair on the balls? I think this rift in the cocking-drawing artworld has led to it not getting the recocknition it deserves.

“Kavannaugh Stop,” sure. But “guess-stop” has a ring to it.

The boat I the first video (didn’t see the others) did not look like a fishing boat — it looked small and was traveling at a high speed. It would help if reporters explained this discrepancy, because I know the MAGAs will point it out.

Thank you. I’m so tired of people dragging the NYT.

I believe SCOTUS has given extrajudicial killings the big thumbs up as long as he can make up some reason for it afterwards.

So is it still illegal if the president can’t be prosecuted? Is it legally still murder? Or is it just homicide?

The Trump admin is a great source of novel legal questions.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

How was the line blurred? Is this about COVID disinfo?

What we have is the natural consequence of combining a petty tyrant with a compliant SCOTUS and GOP. Your comment assumes an administration and public that 1) sincerely care about 1A and 2) can be persuaded by logic, which is not the case.

It sounds like the left is desperately trying to put the blame for Kirk’s killing on the right, it’s because we are. We know that right-wing violence is tolerated, while left-wing violence can be an excuse for civil war.

Yeah, I see it now. I thought Utah was one of the states that banned state/federal double jeopardy, but a little googling says I’m wrong. I’ll check out what Popehat said.

Is any of what he said legally incorrect?

Groypers - Wikipedia

When need to read up on the Groyper Wars to find out if your country is headed towards civil war, you might be governed by dumbasses.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers