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Trump just posted an AI video confirming that anything he sits in gets instantly filled with diarrhea

Like Dwight Schrute only being Assistant Manager of Hell in his own fantasy, I love how even AI Donald Trump’s stupid makeup can’t breach his temples. Those ears are whiter than his dance moves! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Democrats need to accept that Trump will indict his political enemies. But if Democrats respond by later indicting the DOJ officials who illegally carried out Trump's indictments, that will be end of our Republic.

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

Please, Mr. Pope was my father. I’m Jeff. Jeff Pope.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

Still mad at ABC and CBS for acquiescing to his pressure
He’s going to intimidate literally the entire free press
Without the fourth estate we cannot maintain a democracy

Governor Gavin Newsom says that it's time for Democrats to fight back against Trump. But Sierra Wang-O'Neil, who works as a kombucha sommelier at a Silver Lake vegan tapas bar and usually supports Democrats, says that such an aggressive approach leaves her deeply uneasy.

Cracker Barrel has changed its logo so i question whether there is a loving God in this cold wretched universe

The Son of Man Behind An Apple Because I Can't Paint Faces For Shit (1964)

duh i'm Magritte i can't paint faces for shit duhhh

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Trump sent officials to see Ghislaine Maxwell quicker than he sent FEMA to Texas

Other than the portly German kid boiling to death in his fondue lake, I don’t get the comparison.

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.

With the advances in drone warfare and the potential for Iranian retaliation, it’s nice to know we have wide oceans to the east and west, and two strong allies we have done nothing to sour relations with since January to our north and south…

me: don't worry about it, the last time this course of events played out in almost the exact same way nothing bad happened

guy who has never heard of ISIS: 👍

This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

I have a very particular set of skills (handloom weaving)

I am five years old today. When Bill Corbett was executed in 2020 I, his robot clone (not sure how that works), was created to fulfill his function in the world. It is shockingly easy. Alas I have no soul.

Good life lesson here: do not accept any jobs for which you are unqualified and have no interest in doing well. Also, find a good barber.

Did the chemtrails stop or is Trump now doing them?

How a Gift from Schoolchildren Let the Soviets Spy on the U.S. for 7 Years Attention, ambassadors: inspect every present carefully.

The gift of a plane from Qatar is not only a very expensive bribe, but it is also an extremely expensive version of the plaque in the American Embassy in Moscow.

www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...

Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, three years in we only took a sliver of the country at the cost of 800,000 men.

Would the conventional wisdom be that we are winning? No? Then why do some think Russia is?

Opinion | I was addicted to heroin for 20 years. Here's why I am eliminating federal funding for Narcan so that an extra 10,000 people can die each year from opiate overdoses.

by RFK Jr.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.