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@uhclem.bsky.social

Seattle, joeboy, quick study. (he/him)

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Is Peter ok? It felt like this one broke Peter.

22.11.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wonder if I was only able to snatch the pebble from my master's hand and leave the monetary because he was tired of my bullshit?

22.11.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any word if Chris Pratt does Link's voice?

17.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The labor market is such a little angel when it's sleeping.

17.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I look out the window of the Fortnite bus. Moe is flying alongside us, harnessed to his fan. He is dropping loot boxes. He is beautiful.

17.11.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One carries a certain ineffable mystique as a saddlebag with eyes bright to life by a child's wish.

15.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the word "Lovecraftian" gets thrown around a lot...

14.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Andy Describes His Favorite Movie | Parks and Recreation
YouTube video by Parks and Recreation Andy Describes His Favorite Movie | Parks and Recreation

Next on the list:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bYW...

12.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Internal Server Error

11.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zee kids, zey are, how you say? Alright.

09.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatatatatat?!

09.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess they were tired of being gherkined around.

09.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working as intended.

08.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or, and hear me out, these publications can die angry and confused.

07.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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just....enjoy this

03.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3751    πŸ” 1095    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 489

Cat: "It's a living."

05.11.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your whole world's come undone.

02.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

November, n.--The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.

02.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Working title: Inextraditable

01.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could a base around the ball so the other team can't steal it.

28.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. There's a little black spot on his son today.

20.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was all a misunderstanding. "Weapons Over Freeway" is the name of my fusion metal/mumblecore band.

20.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His ego started writing checks his colon couldn't cash.

20.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

19.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5003    πŸ” 553    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 3

I guess the cops got a hot tip.

19.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you at this, QTP with a sword βš”οΈ

19.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Houston, we have a problem". We all have problems, space cowboy!

13.10.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our lads never trained for Detroit-style pizza! It'd kill them!

11.10.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You monster.

08.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a seed vault but for media.

08.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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