thelippyfish

Faded af is also faded af backwards

Hush, hush, even downtown, voices carry.

Canned Fart
Crosby, Farts, Nash and Young
Jefferson Airfart

Three Dog Fart

Any of them.

Shit, piss, f*ck
Wouldn't you know it's just my l*ck.

I would eat the corn and then the dog and end with my teeth scraping the stick, so maybe 10 seconds.

Corndogs don't last too long around me, to be honest.

It's a plan fer shur.

Mr. Stevijoe, it sounds like it could be the basis of a romance novel if you were female and the rig wasn't nasty.

I started listening to George Benson because I liked This Masquerade by the Carpenters. What a lovely find he was.

I used to meow at cats and they would meow back and we would have entire conversations.
Now they just look at me like I'm crazy.

He sometimes puts his face in the dough after rolling it and I am SO there.

Sometimes I restart the dryer just so I don’t have to fold the clothes.

snooze, scratch, and snack

I like marshmallow eggs because you can eat the shell.

Tulips

Cuando calienta el sol ahi en la playa, lamento no estar.

Green salsa.

I'll bring the cilantro and onions.

Very noble.

Absofuckinglutely beautiful video,

I watch this every time Iit comes up in my feed.

My toes curled imagining this.

Blue eyed people are mutants.

This is what Bluesky has been missing. Public entities with real accounts.

bsky.app/profile/denv...

Almost chocolate pudding.

Also George.

Stay weird, and read books.

I miss bellbottoms.