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28.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 14557    πŸ” 4489    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 89

6 remaining shifts at the restaurant everybody clap

29.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stars win jays win all is fine

29.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is good these are yummy

29.10.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…

29.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's right

29.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sucks

28.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah we got gleegorp fuckson we still have JoJo siwa these aren't real people

28.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just making up dudes to pitch now these aren't real people

28.10.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

28.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4723    πŸ” 810    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 31

18 innings we will never know peace

28.10.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably should have just saved the pitches

28.10.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an idea for baseball where everyone has a knife

28.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

it was day time the last time ohtani was allowed to hit

28.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok but this organist has to be on meth or something

28.10.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unsettled knowing that stadium is completely sober by now

28.10.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's fair

28.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that the #BlueJays more than likely would have won in regulation if the home plate umpire could do his fucking job

28.10.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i think I have time to fly to LA, nap, and warm up to pitch the 43rd inning I just got the call

28.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lmaaaooo

28.10.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is watermelon commentary we are doomed

28.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LET’S GET THESE RUNS BLUE JAYS

28.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

she based on my balls till I game

28.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is 1AM CST and baseball is still occurring

28.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not going to swing at the most sweet pitch but we're going to reach into the adjoining zip code instead cool cool this is cool

28.10.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY ARE YOU NOT SWINGING AT THE MOST COTTON CANDY NAMBY PAMBY FUCK ASS PORCH I'VE EVER SEEN WE COULD BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

28.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

STOOOOP SOMEBODY HIT THE FUCKING BALL

28.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rescheduling my morning meeting because it conflicts with 28th inning

28.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

incredible i am insane

28.10.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

15th inning in squid games but all at once

28.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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