skriker

no. let his name be lost to time. overshadowed by what surpasses him.

I don't want to live in the fucking commune I want to live in the city

you should change your password every time you log in

Sunday, 2 p.m.: "It isn't even sticking!"

Monday, 11 a.m.: "Oh."

who's doing this

I book a private lane at the bowling alley. I throw 20 gutter balls. I leave.

I'm on leave from the navy

I'm fall off the bone tender

is it still precum if you never cum

I've got to become meaner

just found out, I'm 36 weeks pregnant!

it doesn't matter

I know this will trigger a few, but I don't trust the intuition of anyone that's voluntarily paralyzed their third eye with Botox

every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams

completely valid crash out, did nothing wrong

the worst part about being trans is I can't do any violence without it being like a political statement or saying something about all trans people

Ruby and Sapphire from Steven Universe Ruby: uh there's still time

Sapphire from Steven Universe: that is a nice thought but, no

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

they go through like 6 prime ministers a year, it's a ceremonial position

Hierarchy (2026)

it's too late

I should move to Singapore

I cut my own brake line

Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!

you know how people manufacture their own Invisalign to fix their teeth? I wanna get one that will give me gap tooth

I'm working on growing out my unibrow and widening the gap in my front teeth

or are you on any medications which may lead to insufficient clotting

do you have a clotting disorder

execute every politician

it wouldn't be a bad idea to show that to a professional and see if they give you an x ray.