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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

04.11.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8061    ๐Ÿ” 1311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 160

Let's go Garages I mean Mariners

21.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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acquired some relics today โœจ๏ธ๐Ÿงฟโš”๏ธ๐ŸŒญ

20.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's cool as hell just like him and the vibes are also Off

14.09.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a requirement to keep my righteous anger in check lol

03.09.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell of a stoned theater experience though

03.09.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i mean probably don't need to rely on it for the note but

27.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnโ€™t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45788    ๐Ÿ” 11521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 392
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OK BOOMER

24.08.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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simply in awe of the bazinga cybertruck

20.08.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on god it's Larry Sanders

01.08.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a seismic revelation for Mega Man lore

31.07.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

miseducation imo

31.07.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Certain episodes of Columbo were released theatrically in Italy, a collection of posters.

25.07.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 977    ๐Ÿ” 371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. โ€œHahaha. Fuck."

03.07.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3143    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

we ship everywhere! booksmith.com xoxo

26.06.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8450    ๐Ÿ” 3024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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La Extranjera Crystal Mirage ยท La Extranjera ยท Song ยท 2025

My new song is out now on all streaming services: open.spotify.com/track/2o2840...

26.06.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching them from outside waiting like the trio from outer dark

26.06.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO

19.06.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep unfortunately love both and I've accepted I am a slime

19.06.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found nightreign pretty fun with the right folks, but my Game Dictator opinion is that removing time limits from all of gaming would be an overwhelmingly positive move with surprisingly few exceptions

19.06.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I think a certain amount of anger has been a fuel of mine, if you want - but also some sort of sadness, and plain mischief, of course." ~ English singer and songwriter, Siouxsie Sioux

Once again, Happy Birthday to the magnificent creature that is Siouxsie Sioux. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ‚๐ŸŒนโ™Š๐Ÿท๐ŸŽ‚

28.05.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A24 is the perfect company to produce an elden ring movie because 90% of their output is incomprehensible nonsense

24.05.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's my goat

23.05.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for Doom

15.05.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one more draft lottery like this and I'm really gonna do it

12.05.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk but I do now know it applies to many sports

04.05.2025 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Galaxy Quest (7/9) Movie CLIP - Beaming Up a Pig Lizard (1999) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips Galaxy Quest (7/9) Movie CLIP - Beaming Up a Pig Lizard (1999) HD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-N...

04.05.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crystal Mirage the tightrope is high

it's bandcamp friday! support talented independent musicians (or me!)

03.05.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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