Volk’s Beard

Too many people that keep voting for republicans despite being socially liberal and yet refuse to believe that the party they voted for their whole life because their parents made them doesn’t give a shit about them.

Ope, well played, my good sir.
That’s the worst part isn’t it? How can they be illegal on land we stole in the first place? And borders that we just made up because we saw fit?

I haven’t the strength to watch without immediately spinning into a level of pissed off that these days I go to more than is healthy.

This is like Roswell but dumber, and without aliens, so worse. Did I mention it was dumb?

Dear Jesse,

Get bent you fascist,

Signed,
The sane world.

Hold up, no one from Wisconsin mentioned cheese curds? The squeakier the better?

That whole game is stressful. It’s like a punishment on mankind for our transgressions or some such torture. I don’t think I ever made it past the first level without co-op.

Never too late for a Butlerian Jihad.

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The bacteria:

Good morning, you look stunning, where can I get that mug?

Hey, did you guys do something to my crowbar? It’s glowing and there’s these, I dunno, runes on it? And some whispery voice tell me to go on a quest.

The moment I saw it was owned by Amazon I was like “absolutely not.”
And that’s pretty much paid off.

It is 08:30 in frozen Milwaukee and I can already hear #BadBunny BLASTING out of someone’s car and it’s going to be a good day.

YouTube video by NFL Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show

Oh yeah, this will send the fascists MAGAts into histrionics.

Good.

This is beautiful.

#badbunny

The lame ass excuse for a singer known as “kid rock” sucks absolute tailpipe. The man has zero redeeming qualities or musical talent.

#badbunny4life #superbowl

Y’all are adorable.

Aww someone beat me to it 😝

Happy #SuperbOwl day! Here is a truly Superb Owl, a screech owl looking all cute and dignified.
Don’t forget to share your favorite superb owls!

I have seven currently and yeah, it’s basically Pokémon rules, gotta catch ‘em allllllll!

I finally did the new year wrong… except I wrote 2028… still wondering what that’s about.

I think about that scene a lot of late.
😈

It’ll happen soon. I mean, look at the Bush family… fucking crickets from that farm.
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Man we had it good back then.

Ooh you know what, that works too. I like that even better.

Those uniforms are sublime, ours are trash… you know what? I am hoping every USA team gets absolutely thrashed. Like how could you represent at a time like this? And ICE is there? Fucking why? 🤮

Hex trump and miller please and thank you. Can Venmo for hexing supplies. My conjure peeps in New Orleans are on Mardi Gras break.

Very similar to horses, which I also hold in polite but chilled regard.

To quote Sherlock Holmes “they’re dangerous at both ends and tricky in the middle.”

So, jumping off from your excellent talks about men being conditioned into authoritarian lifestyles… what would be some of the things we can say to these guys? How do we reach them? I was inspired so much by Ian McKellen’s The Strangers case yesterday, but how do we reconnect their humanity?

Gah I hate printers so fucking much.

The worst thing is, they could’ve used miniatures and other effects from the 80s to make a new “old” movie… like fine, you want to cash in on our nostalgia, then go all the way. How amazing would the film have looked with those old school effects in a modern edit? Ugh.